Andrew Christian Once Again Pretending All Their Models Are Straight

Trying to appeal to the “straight-acting-only” biases in many of us, gay underwear maker Andrew Christian has just made a new promo video about “Bromosexuals.”

They’re not gay, see. They walk around the apartment in ripped boxer-briefs and try to sniff each others’ armpits, but no. Not gay.

They horse around and play video games, in their ripped underwear, one hand completely down there cupping their own balls, and then they throw each other into bed. But still, not gay.

Then two trannies come over, and are we supposed to believe their bio females? Like, these are their girlfriends? Because the trannies give the boys a makeover and then they go to a party and all the paparazzi are only paying attention to the boys so the trannies are pissed. Then they end up in a rooftop pool with all their gay underwear model friends playing chicken. In Speedos. Sorry, Andrew Christian Splash bikikis with Show-It Technology.

And didn’t AC’s models used to be hotter?

Where’s Adam Killian when you need him to just waltz in and fuck the shit out of them all, three at a time.

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12 thoughts on “Andrew Christian Once Again Pretending All Their Models Are Straight”

  1. Andrew Christian needs to seriously consider upgrading his brand, his end goal should be Gay Angel’s not Str8 bottom feeders. Eventually his brand needs to graduate from confused college boys who can’t keep their close on and hands off each other; to hot Gay men who know what the hell they are doing.

  2. Actually many gay men if not all fantasizes every straight men walking on the street whether they are drug addict like Clif Jansen or a wife beater like Sebastian Young as long as they are straight guys and this designer is one of these miserable gay men.. I used to be like those but not anymore that’s why I throw away my straight friend who asked me on a date but after three dates. It’s over. at least we’re still texting each other. LOL

  3. some of their initial commercial videos were okay, but it really became emabrassing and soooo fuck’n bad, with fast images one can hardly focus….and some downright plain models. Their latinos were cute but the lack of sensuality and the way they fuck it up every time is embrassing, i thought their kiss clip was going to be a change in direction but oh no : fast and quick images, no way u could enjoy a kiss or a hot ass for more than one second : tiresome and boring. Gosh and how i indulged in that hot ass and lips of matthew mccall…………

  4. I would be eager in seeing how many of these “str8” boys end up in gay porn. Would love to see them taking dick up their ass. Of course, it goes without saying that they would be still completely str8.

    1. Most of them dance on boxes in weho gay bars for $1 bills. And I think maybe two out of the whole group are straight.

  5. Doesn’t this blog take porn stars to task for using racist and ignorant language? And yet here you are referring to drag queens as “tr*nnies.”

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