They said it couldn’t be done, but the folks at Mr. Man actually rounded up the 100 best celebrity penis scenes of all time. These are the 100 penis scenes that changed movies forever.
The list includes A-listers who revealed their famously hung penises (think Ben Affleck, Colin Farrell, and Michael Fassbender) to the real erections seen in indie movies to other can’t-miss penis scenes you simply won’t believe actually exist. There’s a little real cum in there too. Just for you.
We’re teasing some stand-out scenes right here, and for the full list with the full unedited videos, make sure to head HERE. You’ll be glad you did.
Tom Mercier, We Are Who We Are
You know it, you love it, it’s Tom Mercier’s really huge penis. Sure in 2019’s Synonyms he masturbates a little in the shower and becomes semi-erect, but this year is all about Tom’s military shower in this series from the director of Call Me By Your Name. [See more]
Chris Zylka, The Leftovers
Paris Hilton’s ex, Chris Zylka, hit the big time with his role on the series The Leftovers. In a fantastic frontal shot, Chris is wrestled out of a van bottomless. We can see his hot penis and just a mouthful of sac flopping around in broad daylight. [See more]
Robert De Niro, 1900
Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu both showcase their quintessential 70s packages in bed together. Actress Stefania Casini even takes Robert’s hand and places it on Gerard’s penis! Sorry but there’s just nothing hotter than ’70s De Niro, and seeing his retro cock is simply magic. [See more]
Daniel Craig, Love is the Devil
James Bond gets his confidence from somewhere… and that place is right between those huge thighs. Daniel Craig has an awesome daddy dick and big balls and casually lets it all hang out in the tub in this epic scene. He’s packing more than 007 inches. [See more]
Michael Pitt & Louis Garrel, The Dreamers
Every 2000s gay remembers where he was when he saw Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel’s matching hot cocks in tons of confusingly homoerotic scenes. [See more]
Jacob Elordi (and Uncredited Extras), Euphoria
21 high school penises. We counted. How could we compile a list of the best penis scenes in Hollywood history without touching on Jacob Elordi’s encounter with 21 high school penises in Euphoria. [See more]
Karl Glusman, Love 3D
You know it, you love it, it’s Karl Glusman’s real cum shot at the end of this intensely graphic Gaspar Noé movie. [See more]
Ben Affleck, Gone Girl
Now we get why the ladies love him! Ben Affleck is packing a huge cock, plain and simple. We get a great albeit quick look at it during a shower scene in Gone Girl. I mean, what more is there to say. Just look at the thing. [See more]
De Niro ah NO . Shouldn’t even be considered ….
Karl Glusman in LOVE hands down (or hands on?).
Love is notoriously difficult to find. It was on Netflix but got removed and it seems no one has picked it up. I ended up purchasing a BluRay (and a BluRay player) just to show it to others.
Tom Mercier has Best Ass hands down (hands cupped?). I’m eager for Season 2 of HBO Max’s series “We Are Who We Are” to air.