Have you ever shit yourself in public? Have you ever shit yourself in a restaurant? Have you ever almost shit yourself in an IKEA after devouring some meatballs? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might have something in common with the folks over at Discretion Advised.
During the new podcast’s most recent episode, hosts Marc MacNamara and John Hill engage in some extreme shitty conversations that cover everything from the time Marc destroyed an IKEA bathroom to the time that one of Marc and Bianca Del Rio’s friends shit the bed during sex to the time that porn star Paul Canon fully just shit himself in a restaurant.
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“Well, I know that some people may or may not have dealt with bottoming issues after a long day or a long night or a long morning,” Paul said during the podcast’s Q&A segment. “You go and you have yourself a little bite to eat afterwards and something that you thought was going to be something small, turned into something much, much greater. So like what would you do if you shit your pants in a restaurant?”
The porn hunk’s question and reveal that he shit himself led to Marc immediately erupting with laughter and John showing solidarity with him by announcing that he too has shit himself at a restaurant – specifically The Cheesecake Factory at The Grove. John went on to say that if you poop yourself, it’s best to just hide your shitty underwear in a restroom trashcan. Paul agreed and even said that that’s what he did when he has his accident. Yikes!
If you want to hear the full story and listen to John’s full advice on what to do in this type of embarassing emergency, take a listen below starting at the 44 minute mark and be sure to subscribe to Discretion Advised on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and DiscAdPod.com.
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hot. i get not everyone is into it, or can find the humor, or how it destroys your fantasies. but…. obviously by the headline…. don’t read it, and let it turn on the folks who are turned on by a ripe hole. or, let others laugh at it and move on.
So we know that Porn is “fake ‘ and poop is real. however porn stars talking about poop is bad for business unless you have some kind of Scat fetish. I don’t know the exact statistics for such a fetish , but i’m certain is will be minuscule . No one wants to pay money to have their “fantasy ” ruined.
I was subscribed to a porn stars only fans and there was accidental poop that appeared in the scene.. .. Obviously it had been edited and was still included. . I unsubscribed immediately and cant even think about him now..
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Damn….I used to fantasise about Pau Canon’s hot ass…now all I can think about is how he shit himself. I really did not want to know or hear about that. Every fantasy I ever had about him and his ass…now gone. No more money from me..Game over Paul..go away!!
That’s a really weird reason to lose interest in someone because I’m reasonably certain Canon was shitting somewhere so I don’t get why it matters to you where (since we’re talking about a fantasy and it’s not like you actually know him).
Enough with the shit talk..literally guys!! We all know it is/can be par for the course….but honestly guys, no one ever really wants to hear about anyone shitting themselves, the bed, the restaurant…whatever!!! Let alone hear about porn guys (not stars..lets never forget that..they are prostitutes who happen to fuck on screen) shitting themselves…..as a result of these I can’t see how anyone could ever look at the asses of any of these guys mentioned in the same way again..let alone the thought of a choc-topped top and his drag queen bottom fouling their way through the night…no one wants to hear about that!!!I mean honestly, if they call themselves stars..do they tell their mothers about this??? Have some damn self respect!!
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Agreed LOL even if just from the perspective of… it makes the “porn stars” seem more relatable and realistic rather than presenting a fantasy of perfect sex. Within that, someone doesn’t have to be “into scat” to find this funny, relatable, human, and a reminder of reality that it happens and people shouldn’t be shamed about it.
Was Cameron actually paid for writing this piece of shit?!
What’s with all this shit stories on this site. Everyone in their life has had it happen at one time or another. But this site seems to be hooked on shit.