Some people got stiffed with this year’s Oscar nominations, but you’ll just get stiff when peeping the deeelish nudity from this year’s nominees!
Antonio Banderas received his first nomination ever for Pain & Glory but there’s nothing painful about looking at his glorious fat cock in False Eyelash or his smooooth ass in Never Talk to Stangers.
We think Jojo Rabbit got its Best Picture nomination in no small part because of Sam Rockwell and Alfie Allen’s closeted chemistry. They both previously gave us a biology lesson when they showed cock – Sam in Box of Moonlight and Alfie in Game of Thrones!
Little Women are cool and all, but what about the fellas? Like, the uber handsome Timothée Chalamet for example…he showed his tight tush in Call Me By Your Name and we were instantly in love. Then there’s Louis Garrel, who flashed a little something called his uncut cock in The Dreamers.
And then there’s Adam Driver and his hot ass in almost too many scenes to count on Girls!
And before you check out the new second season of Sex Education, don’t ever forget our favorite cafeteria scene in the history of cafeterias.
SEE THEM ALL ON MR. MAN’S OSCAR PLAYLIST !!!
