When Dalia came home to a fake crime scene, she “broke down” in a calculated display of convulsions. Her husband had already been told about the attempted hit, and his calm reaction captured in the second video stands in stark contrast to her bravado display in the first video. “I feel a little bad,” he said, “but, uh, there’s no reason she had to do this.”

Dumb bitch. But in her defense, as one Buzzfeed commentor notes, maybe she just wasn’t down with his adult braces.

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