a. Have sex with them
b. Masturbate furiously at the thought of having sex with them, then apologize for ejaculating on the cat before you had a chance to join in.
c. First b, then a.
d. Act all torn inside and tell them you have to think about it.

Oh, did we mention you’d be getting paid? Here, an actual physical idiot chooses (d).

(The video’s pretty NSFW — consider yourself warned.)

Manhunt.com started their OnTheHunt.com site a few months back with high-profile stars-turned-directors like Jeremy Hall and Collin O’Neal.  You and your Manhuntrix lovers send in your pics and offer to re-create the magical night you first “met” on camera, or you ask them to help fulfill your fantasy (it’s like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for those with extremely low body fat.) Over 3000 Manhunters have submitted their photos, but thankfully most of them don’t chicken out.

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