Too Hot To Care: Topher DiMaggio Is The Hottest Bitch In Gay Porn

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For the past couple of years, there’s been something of a consensus within the industry that gay porn star Topher DiMaggio is a diva. A bitch, even. Many have complained about his bad attitude, but when you look like Topher DiMaggio, are you not entitled to be a little bit of a bitch?

The criticism against Queen Topher has been relentless, with some people (*wink*) even mocking him for his seemingly over-plucked eyebrows. Well, today The Sword officially no longer gives a shit about any of that, because Topher DiMaggio is too insanely hot for me to care about anything else other than his hotness. In fact, short of murdering puppies, I can’t think of anything Topher DiMaggio could do that would render him “un-hot.”

Yes, Topher DiMaggio might be difficult to work with, but lucky for you, you’re never going to have to work with him. All you have to do is jerk off to him.

[Topher DiMaggio for Falcon, Hot House]

Now is the time for everyone to admit that they want to fuck Topher DiMaggio, and if you don’t want to fuck Topher DiMaggio, you’re either dead, blind or Topher DiMaggio himself (Topher DiMaggio is strictly a top and would never bottom, not even for himself).

Topher DiMaggio’s latest for Dominic Ford, which helped me to realize just how hot he really is:

[Dominic Ford: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Tate Ryder]

 

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27 Responses to “Too Hot To Care: Topher DiMaggio Is The Hottest Bitch In Gay Porn”

  1. nhuixnhuix says:

    Sorry but to me he is the perfect example that one can be really really beautiful and not that hot. That’s my taste of course but when I look at him I see “pretty” that does not exude any sex appeal.

    And his reputation is well-made but I have yet to hear anything specific that he may have pulled to get that hatred. Of course I believe it … I am just fishing for gossip!

  2. T-Bird says:

    I gotta go with the first response _____ and not that hot. I don’t know that I would use beautiful but I would not say cute either so something in between. I have watched his scenes and they don’t do a lot for me in fact more times than not I am more interested in his scene partners then him. When I think of Topher I just think, oh there he is…and nothing else.

  3. Josh says:

    When your armpit, and your eyebrow, can be confused as one for the other, from a distance – You’re over-groomed.

    And it’s really too bad, too. Because Topher DiMaggio could be a really hot guy – if only he was a responsive and involved sexual partner.

  4. sxg says:

    Yea he’s hot, but after seeing him in person he doesn’t do much for me. I didn’t personally meet him I just saw and recognized him and his boyfriend Luciano in passing. Didn’t want him to catch me staring lol.

    But for some reason it wasn’t the excessive eyebrows or how “flawless” he tried so hard to look that was a turnoff, it was his height. I don’t know why but ever since he came onto porn he always tried to carry on like he was this larger than life character. And seeing that he was only about 5’5″ tall, maybe 5’6″, in real life was such a killer to what he was trying to be. Plus he doesn’t look nearly as muscular as in his movies.

    As far as gossip goes, he trolls on Grindr and he is versatile in his personal life. And he also casually uses at least one particular illegal narcotic. And as far as him being pushed into that pit of fire outside of a bar/club, I have no clue what the gossip on that was. All i know from it is that no one helped him out of it.

    • Beyonces Turd Piles Might Block Out The Sun says:

      I did see those photos of him at White Party. He looked very, very short. When he bottoms on film, I want to see a good ass ripping. Resurrect old Chase Hunter and put him deep in lil Toph. I miss those pounding fuck downs of yesteryear. Just UG-LY fucking. So hot! Tops are weak & bottoms are pussies today.

  5. MikeM says:

    Whatever bitches! I’d jump on that in a heartbeat!

  6. Beyonces Turd Piles Might Block Out The Sun says:

    Topher may be a cunt. But like Cody Cummings, ya know you’d fuck him in a sec if he arched those threaded, lacquered, brow minges at you!

  7. keichi71 says:

    I was wondering why Topher broke up with his EX,I thought they were great together

  8. stranded says:

    His looks are outstanding. Boy’s got body, face and I actually appreciate his grooming. I bet he smells real nice too. But as far as a porn star, I just find him really boring. If all he wants to do is top, that’s fine. Doing porn doesn’t mean you’ll do anything for money, he has his preferences and limits, got to respect that. As a top, i just find him a snore. As a top, I feel he should have some power-top aggression, but all the scenes I’ve seen, it’s pretty weak.

  9. momsmabley says:

    I’ve fucked with this guy. Diva bitch sums it up well. Moreover, he’s barely four foot eleven inches tall… total let down.

  10. Sister Roma says:

    I love Topher! He’s a total sweetheart and fun as hell. And in my opinion he’s super hot. Face. Body. Cock. BOOM.

  11. friskyfans says:

    He’s always been nice to me, and to my friends in Houston.

    Furthermore, did you guys realize that Dimaggio rhymes with Caravaggio?

    -Steve

    • sxg says:

      You sound like you know him well. Care to explain what happened with him getting pushed into that pit of fire at Meteor, or Guava Lamp?

  12. gaypornfanatic says:

    Once, I was out with some friends at a restaurant in Dallas, and he was a few tables over (apparently he loves Kona Grill). Talked to the waitress, asked him how he was, she said he was kind of a diva. Even the waitress got it.

    But if I looked like that, I’d be a diva too. Even if I were 5 foot nothing.

  13. Tomcat says:

    Meh. Yeah he’s pretty, but there are a ton of pretty, pretty boys doing porn these days, now that the taboo is fading. I really don’t see him as anything special (especially for a top). Maybe it’s cause he looks like my uncle, who is an overgrown entitled brat (Italian golden child). Maybe it’s cause he looks like he was abducted from sunday school and pumped full of steroids or HGH by gay scientists for 6 years. And of course we all know that looks like that last, and the guys remain well rounded and satisfied in their later life.

  14. mrkinghas says:

    I always look at the tattoo on his stomach which language is that???

  15. Anonymous says:

    He got pushed at Fbar

  16. paulo says:

    the tattoo is arabic script

  17. Blueboybidder says:

    My first awareness of Topher was on an Andrew Christian shopping bag. My first reaction was to drop my pants (and Andrew Christian briefs) and whack off right there in the store. Fortunately, I thought better of that and waited until I got home. Yes, I could tell he was short and couldn’t care less. Criticizing him because he is short or has well-groomed eyebrows is like criticizing Kris Evans because he’s (ostensibly) straight. And beautiful. And muscular. And . . . where was I? Oh, yeah, Topher. I did not know who he was, but searched ACs model list and then Googled his name, finding all those “Topher [slams, fucks, plows, etc.] (insert porn star bottom’s name) until the cows come home” videos. I was a happy whacker! Then I came upon this piece with all the invidious (envious?) invective attached. Do I give a f##k if he’s “difficult” to work with? No! I’ll never work with him, and neither will any of you. If he is not particularly “stimulating” then just don’t watch him. Say, why are you all watching him, anyway? At least I found out the probable cause of that scar on his right shoulder: the fire pit. Whatever the provocation, you don’t shove someone into a flaming fire pit. That’s aggravated assault, or mayhem, depending on the jurisdiction. BTW, does anyone know what his tattoos translate?

  18. Sam says:

    I prefer versatile actors. Topher is boring as hell. He is cute, but NOT sexually stimulating for me.

  19. Mike says:

    The chinese characters on his back mean passionate extremist. The scribbling on his abdomen appears unintelligible.

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