“There are no words,” says Gay Gamer in response to Wii’s Muscle March. The trick is to match the muscle-shaped holes in the walls that your bodybuilder friends make while chasing the protein powder thief.

I’m not sure why the muscle men run like faggots, why there are animals everywhere or why the game’s intended audience is young teens, but I’m glad that the U.S. is going to distribute this logical extension of Japan’s already well-documented obsession with things like Billy Herrington and avatars in speedos.

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