It’s less a contest than user-generated content for the site, which is
hoping to turn it into a regular column. They offer up some breathless example
text which sounds vaguely homo-erotic (He turned me over, popping buttons off my shirt… “Y-yes,” I moaned. “Yes… we… can…” as he sank deep into me
…”) and some pixelated photos but we figure most of this stuff is going to be of the hetero variety. personally, if we wanted a
desperate housewife to provide us with some left-leaning shower-nozzle
masturbation material, we’d read Anais Nin.
While I have no doubt that the best submissions will be published in a later issue, regular readers of The Stranger will note that the “New Column” tag is an ongoing joke/feature of its own. For better or worse, there is no threat of a sustained “Obamarotica” publication orgy invading Seattle.