Disclaimer: The Sword does not encourage nor recommend illegal drug use. All text and images contained herein are presented strictly for the purposes of fantasy and entertainment. And with that being said, if you’re gonna do a bump of coke off a gay porn star’s cock, you really should do it off of one of these 10.
And remember, the key in picking the best #CokeCock isn’t just length, it’s also thickness. You don’t want any coke spilling off the sides of your cock!
10. Harry Louis
9. Parker Perry
8. Trevor Yates
7. Barrett Long
6. Sean Cody’s ETHAN
5. Chad Hunt
4. Tim Kruger
3. Matt Hughes
2. Leo Giamani
Matt Hughes, no doubt
Barrett Long’s long shlong always looks flacid.
The disclaimer’s hysterical, ha!
And while all these cocks are impressive (and come from some incredibly sexy fellas), I think if I had to choose only one…it’d probably be either Antonio Baggi’s cock, or Tim Kruger’s.
Tim: for the insanely hot face + cock factor.
Antonio: for the sexy body/face + cock of ages factor. Plus, his curves slightly upwards which always ends up feeling great…once you get used to a cock that enormous.
I’d go for Harry Louis, at least you are getting Class-A coke from Marc Jacobs
This JACK says it is Matt Hughes, all the way. A painting of his gigantic beautiful cock should be hanging in the Louvre Museum.
alencar plzzzz, most of the guys above don’t do it for me
My favorite is the Czech God Pavel Novotny!
Yumm! :)
Ignoring the coke part (tacky & unnecessary) Rafael Alencar should be there. Half of those guys are too young & skinny to throw a good fuck.
I don’t remember the fuck being the point of the post, though…
where is Rafael Alaencar?????
God I miss Leo Giamani
Please come back!!!!
Fly to SD in Cali, he escorts.
As the Loretta Lynn song goes I ain’t gonna love just one man I’m gonna love em all. I would do coke of any of these hot cocks.
Jason Crew should be on the list too :)
Zach should replace Leo Giamani with Raphael Alancar. Nice to see Chad Hunt in the list.
I don’t do drugs but I can think of other things to do with them (I’ve done it with one 2x already)
TIM KRUGER SHOULDA BEEN #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two people would be able to line up two fat ass rails of coke on his thick uncut cock and snort that shit up. AT. THE. SAME. TIME!
TIM KRUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My vote goes to that well hung Irish boy Matt Hughes. My close second is Barrett Long. However, I wouldn’t let either of them fuck me because it would be just too painful. A bottom has to deal with some pain but the pain their monster cocks would inflict would be unbearable.
That’s what the coke is for, girlfriend.
LOL @ #1
I would never want to do anything with Matt Hughes and Trevor Yates, much less their cocks. And you really should disqualify Leo Giamani from this list. You have to also be able to maintain a good erection in order to keep the cocaine from falling downwards as well.
Point taken.
hahahah
biaggi for the WIN
But please not in front of the children!
Ten best? The claim is way taller than the biggest of cocks featured so randomly here. This Matt guy’s schlong is a freak of nature and ugly. You obviously couldn’t afford the really good looking ones with juicy cocks. Disappointing Waste of time clicking on this link! Give my dollar back
love the Footballers Wives reference!