Woo-girls and self-entitled vaginal urinators are taking over our bars, trying to play matchmaker, and now they’re trying to adopt us as pets. Sure we love women — but when it comes to fag hags, there’s a movement a-brewing to call the whole thing off. In the video below, a manifesto is born. Choice quote: “Hey Natalie! You’re a straight girl, right? So. Do you like to get fucked in your asshole or in your pussy?”

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