Loyal Sword readers may recall Lady Bunny’s GayVN half-time show from last year–or her sucking off porn stars in the glass elevator. She can currently be seen in Atlanta in the new comedy Veranda at the Ansley Park Playhouse. The play, written by GLAAD Award-winning playwrights John Gibson and Anthony Morris, centers around a Southern socialite competing for “Christian of the Year” all while her son is getting gay-married. Bunny plays the Baptist Preacher’s Wife, naturally. The play is set to move to New York after the 31st, but tickets can be purchased online or through the box office at 404.875.1193.
Lucky for us, the Lady took a moment this week to answer a few of our probing questions:
What was the first porn you ever saw?
Oh, whichever flick my family was watching at the time–KIDDING! But I am from the hills of Tennessee and you know us redneck families are AWFULLY close.
My first experience with porn was with whatever was playing in the adult bookstore I used to sneak into as a teen. I really was more focused on what was coming through the glory hole than what was on the screen. But I do vividly remember a poster of a nude black transsexual with big tits and a big cock. And there was a caption which read “But daddykins, you said you wanted something kinda strange.”
What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen in the name of porn?
2 girls 1 cup (link NSFW!). It’s two girls eating shit. But then someone made a companion video to it, called 1 guy 1 cup [ed note: link so fucking NSFW and not recommended, ever!!]. It’s a guy shoving a large jar up his ass which breaks. Then he removes the broken glass and there’s quite a bit of blood. Hey guys! Are you hard yet? (I recommend sticking to cucumbers and if you need something bigger–um, so I’ve heard–try a squash. )
Who is your number one gay porn crush?
Donkey-dicked Dominican Ricky Martinez (NSFW). Not only does he have a handsome face and the Latino swagger I love, his enormous cock looks so delicious. It must be, since he sucks it himself. Hey Ricky! Let me help!
Do you own any pornos at home? If so, latest favorites?
Luckily, two or three studios consistently send me their newest releases so that I can mention them on my blog. And I’ve “acted” in two of Michael Lucas’ releases: Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita and Brothers’ Reunion in which Tommy Deluca squirts a milk enema! That Michael is so creative! Milk?!? I guess that’s one way to get your vitamin D.
In Brothers, I play a wacky aunt in a non-sexual role. I walk in and discover two cousins boffing each other. Michael asked me at the last minute so the only look I could quickly pull together was very retarded–a caftan and a crazy wig. I love Michael to death-I know that he has a reputation in the industry as being hard-nosed and opinionated, and I don’t always agree with him, but I think it’s refreshing that someone has an opinion they’re passionate about–from speaking out against barebacking to world affairs to gerbils. (He and I had a lengthy chat on the set of La Dolce Vita about gerbils. I think it shows off his lighthearted, humorous side which some people don’t know exists. The gerbil YouTube clip got a 5 star rating!
The only porn I’ve bought was Edward Penishands, a straight porn which “inspired” by the Johnny Depp film. Instead of scissors, two dildos were grafted nto Edward’s hands. A laugh riot!
What, besides porn of course, are you hot for this season?
Can I just say that Barack Obama is gorgeous? I love his confidence and that face is stunning. Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, is also a hottie who can “rahm” his “staff” in me anytime he wants! He’s got that small man’s aggression which I find very sexy. Opposites attract! A big ol’ passive moose like me after a petite bantam rooster. Or should I say cock? But after almost a decade of Cheney, Bush and Rove, I jut love the idea of news I can masturbate over!
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