For sheer volume, it was hard to beat the bathroom-cruising,
hotel-party-hosting, underwear-party-attending Democrats last week, but
sadly the quality was lacking. Surprisingly, unlike their nominee, the Men of the GOP are pretty grand, not that old and more than willing to party. (Perhaps predictably, most aren’t actually, you know, “gay.”)  Below are a few to which we can’t help but ask: your log
cabin or ours?

In town for convention with most stuff cancelled – wanna mess around? – 30
“Bi MWM professional executive type looking for some fun this week …”

Visiting Raleigh Bi Jock Looking to Get Rocks Off – 27
“Here for the convention and away from the girlfriend…”

Ripped Bi RNC Stud … Lkn to Play – 32
“Married Top Jock. Horned. Discreet. Ready.”

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