Please refer to our ’08 survival guide, but before we all start cruising craigslist for the sadder sacks than us to make us feel better about ourselves, please enjoy these 2 bits of YouTubery:

The first by a by a gay goth and his Asian goth hag, who’s all, “I’ve spent the last few Valentine’s with this fag… Sad.”

The second selection is from a young Scottish twink, which gives cynical take on those Valentine’s Day dinners you’ll be surrounded by if you have the misfortune to go to a restaurant this weekend.  And isn’t his accent cute?

And this is just for good measure. Refer here for more.

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