“MDMA-exposed animals exhibited a significant increase in intromission and ejaculation latencies as well as a significant decrease in percentage of rats displaying copulatory activity (one intromission at least). Surprisingly, one hour exposure to loud music, which per se resulted ineffective, antagonized the suppressive effect of MDMA by increasing the percent of animals displaying sexual activity.”

Oddly, the research paper did not mention anything about how said rats were able to learn to read, understand complex mechanics or build an elaborate home under Mrs. Fitzgibbon’s rosebush. Nor did it address whether or not said rats were more likely to let us suck them off while their girlfriend was in a k-hole.

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Effects on Rat Sexual Behaviour of Acute MDMA (ecstasy) Alone or in Combination with Loud Music
(European Review for Medical and Pharmological Sciences)