1.
In celebration of an anniversary, a powerful personage summons over
two-dozen men to create a daisy-chain of sex, then capriciously bestows
a generous prize on one of the
participants.
PORN! For the studio’s twentieth anniversary, All Worlds Video’s Chi Chi La
Rue filmed World Splash Orgy 2005, with 28 men and a $20,000 randomly assigned
prize.
2. A mile-long daisy chain of male
slaves is created for the entertainment of an elder, who demands that each one
attempt auto-erotic asphyxiation at the moment of orgasm.
ROMAN EMPIRE! Tiberius
wanted to create a daisy chain that would involve his entire empire at once,
but was only ever to achieve this impressive one. If he had achieved the
former, however, the strangle-as-they-cum dictum might have left him with no
one to rule.
3. A well-hung power-broker trains
young boys, whom he refers to as “his minnows” to dive between his
legs during swim sessions to nibble on his cock and balls.
ROMAN EMPIRE!
The Emperor Tiberius
loved sex in the water and not just with the metaphorical minnows
mentioned above. It was said that he would cover his penis in a
breadcrumb
mixture and allow mullet fish to suckle on it in the tide-pools.
4. A rich and powerful gentleman creates an
island-based sexual theme park filled with experts in sexual intercourse that
features triple anal penetration and roving bands of costumed youth.
ROMAN EMPIRE! Tiberius
set up a resort on the
of
dressed as Pans and nymphs. According to the ever gossipy Suetonious, Tiberius would coat his penis with
honey and make unweaned babies to suck on it as if it were a teat.
5. A respected figure creates a nude
all-male haven filled with based around natural
natural grottos and perform BDSM in a semi-private dungeon.
PORN! While
it could very well be from Tiberius’s Capri, in this case we’re talking about
the All Worlds Resort in
developed by Rick Ford and now owned by Chi Chi La Rue!
6. An authority figure has a man is
imprisoned under false pretenses and has him orally raped.
PORN! While
we’re sure this happened in ancient
here we’re talking about legendary director Steven Scarborough’s GayVN-winning
magnum opus, Justice.
7. A covey of powerful men contracts
goons to kidnap and imprison objects of their desire from a public street in
the middle of the night. The scene proves so disturbing that local law
enforcement investigates the matter, only to be thwarted when they realize the
identity of the men in charge.
PORN! Here
it’s the men at Titan Media who are running the empire. The screams that came
with filming one scene of the erotic scare-fest Folsom Filth resulted in worried citizens calling the cops.
8. A powerful man with a fondness
for military trappings and blond-haired boys creates an empire of
licentiousness, paying thousands of men to perform for his pleasure and choosing
lovers at whim, only to have his power challenged and empire attacked by a
series former lovers and confidants engaged in struggles of succession.
PORN! Falcon
founder Chuck Holmes built the biggest gay porn company in the world, and was
often seen in the company of stars like Kurt Marshall. Later, the men who
worked in an under him would go on to form studios like Hot House, Titan, Channel
1 and COLT which challenged his market dominance.
9. A former rent boy uses his wiles
to come to power and partners with a cretinous sodomite, only to be ousted
years later.
ROMAN EMPIRE! It’s
the story of Lucius Aelius Sejanus, a former gigolo who ran the empire while
Tiberius indulged in
10. A married royal secretly escapes
at night, takes sexual stimulants and poses as a gilt-nippled escort, taking on
all comers and making top coin in the realm.
ROMAN EMPIRE! While
this isn’t too far off from the lives of many porn stars, in this case we’re
talking about the Emperor Claudius’s wife Messalina who brushed her teeth with
an aphrodisiacal tooth powder, dressed in a wig and became one of the
highest-grossing hookers in
Again, happy weekend.
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