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Police Seek Grocery Store Man-Ass Sniffer

The employee started to get suspicious of the skeevy freak perv, so the store manager checked the in-house security footage. Sure enough, cameras caught The Crouching Inhaler preying on employees’ asses in at least two separate incidents.

The victim, who’s name has not been released, says:

I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and I couldn’t believe he was in the aisle for that long.

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  1. Legend says:

    Proof that, indeed, men are dogs.

  2. david says:

    Rad. Total Serial Mom realness.

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