Police Seek Grocery Store Man-Ass Sniffer
Written by paul December 22nd, 2009
December 22nd, 2009
The employee started to get suspicious of the skeevy freak perv, so the store manager checked the in-house security footage. Sure enough, cameras caught The Crouching Inhaler preying on employees’ asses in at least two separate incidents.
The victim, who’s name has not been released, says:
I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and I couldn’t believe he was in the aisle for that long.
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Proof that, indeed, men are dogs.
Rad. Total Serial Mom realness.