5. Johnny Cruise

It’s like a Juliette sleeve, but made of pure man meat.

4. Matt Cole

We first noticed the trend on Performer of the Year Cole, who’s shoulders are so broad that even Atlas shrugs in comparison. Who wouldn’t want to slow roast this on over the course of an afternoon (with frequent bastings, of course)?

3.  Eric Valentin

“What are those, watermelons? This a stage, babe, it’s not a patch. See ya!” 

2. Dean Flynn

The endlessly handsome Titan Man looks sort of inflatable here, so it’s probably not  coincidental that we’d like to blow him.

1. Ricky Sinz

A silent group of Saudi Arabian investors have paid handsomely for space on both, and are planning a golf course, two residential towers and a skybridge.  Pre-sale units available starting Spring 2009.

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