Meet the Portland Mayor's Little Fuckbitch

Meet Beau Breedlove. His name may evoke motel-room barebacking porn, but let’s be jealous, not judgmental. That mayor is a total fox. The two met when Beau was an underage 17-year-old intern, but the mayor insists they didn’t sleep together until Beau turned 18. That the mayor did not disclose the affair earlier seems to upset Portland residents more than the fact that he had the affair.

Towleroad has footage from local broadcasts, which interrupted President Obama’s inauguration to report on Mr. Adams’ enviable sex life. Queerty — which hesitates to call this a “scandal” — has some newsy stuff too.

Below, 45-year-old Sam Adams sniffs his fingers and remembers the good times. The second and third images are the only ones we could find of Mr. Loves to be Bred.