Meet David Geffen’s Hot Little Fuckbitch
Gawker is reporting that David Geffen (66), Jeremy Lingvall (26) and David Geffen’s money ($4.6 billion) began dating as early as September 2008, but as it happens I saw the pair myself a year earlier than that — in late 2007, at a special screening of Tim Burton’s Sweeney Todd.
I remember staring at Jeremy and thinking, "What a foul little hooker slut, I’m jealous, he’s not even that hot, I want to fuck him." Jeremy has a fluffy blog called MidnightYachtRace, but unfortunately he leaves out the details of his sex life with the richest out gay man on the planet.
Fuck you Jeremy. Also, nice body.
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Good for him. If I was 66 and owed a boat like that the last thing I would settle for is another 66 year old.
eh i suppose money that isn’t his is important than screwing wrinkles.
I wonder….is mine the only skin that is crawling over the 40 YEAR AGE GAP? The man was already into his midlife crisis when this one somersaulted out of the birth canal. It’s gross when straight men do it, it’s gross when gay men do it. Couldn’t he have found one closer in age….maybe a 15-20 year gap? If Geffen is happy, fine…..but ick ick ick……and don’t think this won’t wind up on FNC’s prime time opinion schedule. Even straights who like us will go “That’s just foul to do at the White House”.
Speechless.. Hope he felched Michelle or Joe Biden at the VERY least
^^ tee-hee @jealous queens
Being involved with rich people is hard thankless work, They show you their money from time to time but never let you have any.
Is it any surprise that Obama doesn’t take the issue of gay rights and same-sex marriage seriously? What a fucking joke! Sick trolls like Geffen and greedy faggots like Jeremy will spell the end for the rest of us…