Luke Hass, that tall glass of sex water, left his Raging Stallion exclusive contract a couple months ago. Hot Hass has since been distributing his resume cock pics around the web in search for web work. Fearing that Luke has been getting rusty without regular dickings on film, his friends looted a sex shop and spilled the contents across the table at his birthday dinner on February 22:

Shane Frost [Luke’s boyfriend] gave me a bag of goodies, sex goodies; blindfolds, restraining straps, cuffs, tongue vibrators and some flavored lube. I thought he was joking but it was apparently my real present. [And] another friend gave me anal beads (huge stainless steel anal beads) and cock rings (lots of it).

Why do your friends think you’re such a sex hound, Luke? Is it because you’ve become addicted to Xtube?

Since I discovered xtube a couple months ago I’ve been addicted to it. Well, I’m not sure addicted is the right word here. Is considered addiction when you spend all night long watching videos and beating off instead of going to bed and having a nice quiet night?

Keep up the good wank, Luke. We can’t wait to see you and your chafed 9″ schlong at the GayVNs.

Below, Luke at his birthday dinner, followed by Luke with his boyfriend, Shane, whom we already resent.

Also, if anyone recognizes the ass that Luke Hass is cradling in the image at the top of the article, email us. First person with the correct answer gets a free NakedSword membership for a month. UPDATE: Sorry, you perverts, prize has been snagged! (The answer was Brent Corrigan.)

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