Look Who’s Here…
Written by Zach January 25th, 2012
January 25th, 2012
Adam Killian, Jesse Santana, Jessie Colter, and Trey Turner drop by the NakedSword offices for a top secret project. Look at their bodies. Now, imagine those bodies are two feet in front of you. Help me.
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More to come…
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Oh no! What did Jesse Santana did to his tummy? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
If he HAD to get a tattoo, why couldn’t he have chosen a more inconspicuous location?! It’s the first thing my eyes go to now. I was literally like, “What the fuck is that? Is it gangrene?”
My question is: What the hell were all of them thinking?? I get the feeling that this hideous tattoo craze is finally nearing its end. Until recently, you couldn’t even get anyone to complain about it. And as for Adam Killian, one work: YUCK!!
I dare you to email me a pic of yourself that I can post on The Sword and let people post comments on.
yes! so true! Thank you Zach!!
agreed as well! stop hating on Adam Killian yes he does not have the perfect face but everyone has their own flaws, and I don’t mind his I think he looks damn sexy with the facial features he already has! @ arisor if you’re that shallow to talk shit about his then you better have a completely flawless and symmetrical face on you, or else you shouldn’t talk shit!
Sorry, guys, but you misunderstood me. I’m not talking about anybody’s face. I agree with you that Adam Killian is very good looking. What upsets me is the body ink, which I find repulsive. And I’m sorry if you don’t agree with that, but it is my honest opinion. (P.S. the photo of Taylor Lautner, which I’m going to claim is me, is in the mail.)
Jesse does still look smoking hot though, despite his unnecessary extra adornment.
He got a hideous, pointless tattoo. Now we know he’s an idiot.
You’re a pointless idiot.
I second that!
You’re a lucky man, Zach. I kind of hate you. (But not as much as the rest of your commenters. <3)
How you didn’t lay on the floor and tell Jessie Colter to sit on your face, I’ll never know…
I know I’d be a sexual harassment case waiting to happen if I worked at the NakedSword offices, maybe he has amazing self control.
Either that or there’s a lot goes on Zach never talks about :)
sexual harassment at a porn company? lol that case would be thrown out instantly. And I don’t hate you Zach, but I am quite jealous of you!
Ya, that new tattoo is a major fail. Maybe he finally took out the prince Albert, that peircing is so 90s.
I’m in love with trey and will take both jesse’s as my mistresses:)
Zach how do you control yourself? Or do you?
Maybe they take lots of cold showers at Zach’s office
I will take a porn star with less than a body like that for a hot face. I miss the 90s porn when everyone had a great body and a great face
Waking up with any of them curled next to me would be heaven…..of course after a night of hot sweaty primal sex!!