Absent fathers! Stage moms! Smoking daughters! Finally, it’s a gay marriage issue that doesn’t bore us. Throw in a hooker covered in rose petals and it’s the sort of wedding we might imagine for ourselves.
The New Zealand Herald reports that Lohan will be wearing a slutty white
mini-dress from Chanel for the ceremony, but so far there’s no lead on
what type of garish head covering Ronson will chose. The couple is registered with an unnamed Colombian source.
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