Unzipped reports that Georgian peach Jason Pitt asked the shady client for some collateral in exchange for The Best Newcomer Escort‘s two hours of Southern hospitality. So the client handed over his Apple Notebook laptop — along with the login password, for some reason. Four days later, the client contacted Jason saying that he had the money now, so Jason returned to the client’s condo with his laptop.

The next thing I know security walks in the room and my client comes in from the other room and he tells them to have me removed…So he got his laptop and a massage, free!

But Jason got even. Armed with the login info, the hot little fuckball called Apple, told the company that his laptop was stolen and convinced them to change all of the passwords and account information. Now, the client’s only hope is to restore the computer, “losing all of his poictures and videos that he said he edited for living.”

Here’s what Jason says is the moral of the story: Escorting “is a HIGH risk, for a HIGH return.” Sorry for your woes, Jason, but at least the client didn’t start singing “Onward, Christian Soldiers” while you were fucking him.

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