This ridiculously fat yet curiously short cock belongs to Randy Blue’s Hayden Clark, and based on this photography, I think this is one of the most interesting thickness-to-length proportioned cocks I have even seen.
To be sure, it is a magnificent cock that no one in their right mind would deny (and Hayden’s hotness in general goes without saying), but is it really as fat and as short as it appears in these pictures, or is it actually longer in real life? Most people will tell you that girth is always more important than length, so I have faith in Hayden’s ability to adequately stuff his partners, but…what is even going on?
Unfortunately, the photos don’t really give us the whole picture, and I obviously haven’t had the pleasure to do an in-person inspection (call me, Hayden), but in the preview videos it looks a lot longer and fatter, I think? Is Hayden too thick for you or is he not thick enough for you (you whore)? How many inches long is he really? 5? 6? How many inches is he around? 8? 9? Will someone measure him in his next video?
Here’s Hayden’s solo, then today’s new release with Hayden Clark and Jayden Tyler (I can’t with all those first names—and Hayden actually calls himself “Hayden Chase” in the clip!?), and then an older clip with Hayden and Chris Bines.
[Randy Blue: Hayden Clark & Jayden Tyler]
[Randy Blue: Hayden Clark & Chris Bines]
I would love to give this guy head, but I wouldn’t let him near my butt with that pain inflicting beer can cock.
The first guy I was with had a dick thicker than a coke can, but it was about 5 1/2 maybe 6 inches long. It made it look shorter than it was because it was so fat. I couldn’t take it because I was a virgin. I prefer dicks that are more or less in proportion though.
Anyone who says he’s not curious about how it would feel inside is LYING.
He’s pretty damn cute. I’m sure he’d be a more than satisfactory fuck!
DAMN that is a breathing and throbbing BUTT PLUG
I love a nice “beer can dick”!
The world needs more fat dicks.
I’m surprised Randy Blue signed this guy up. He’s way below the standards of many of the models there!
Really? Dick analysis aside, he’s cute I think.
Oh he’s definitely cute alright, but compared to most of the randy blue models, he’s a little bit too average.
How can you be a little bit too average? Is that like kind of very unremarkable?
-whatever! I’d jump on him any day!