We love Steve, but there’s only so much room in our budget for “sparkling personality” and since Sex and the City
clocks in at 135 minutes, we’re out of ideas as to what to do. A
two-strawed Iced Blended with Whey? A mani/pedi? Mall-walking? There aren’t THAT many things we can think of to do with Steve Cruz that don’t
involve pee.
If you can keep your hands out of his drawers, you’re better men than we are. The auction, which benefits HowIRoll.info, a safer sex advocacy site, ends on Wednesday.
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