Safety with poppers is becoming increasingly relevant now that clueless New York City deli owners have begun stocking chuggable bottles of 5 Hour Energy alongside not-at-all-chuggable bottles of Rush:

But one genius named FuzzyGruff is taking on safety with poppers one engorged capillary at a time. Here’s a demonstration of how to use poppers and tap into your adult baby fetish at the same time:

If sippy cups aren’t high-end enough for you, another convenient way to store your poppers is around your neck, with these high-fashion “piggy poppers” designed by my friend Leo Herrera. Just add chain.

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