I can’t believe it’s that time of year again, but time flies when you’re paying people to have sex with you. Welcome to Rentboy’s 2013 Hookie Awards.
There are still several specialty categories to be announced, but the all-important regional competitions will be held over the next several weeks, and one winner from each will ultimately compete for the title of 2013 International Escort of the Year.
The Sword ALWAYS practices fair and balanced reporting and never makes endorsements for awards, but awards for hookers are just too important to not weigh in on, so I’ll make an exception just this once. Here are The Sword’s official endorsements for Rentboy’s 2013 Hookies: Regional Escort of the Year.
Mr. San Francisco—If this were “real life,” I’d pick the hipster in the glasses, but because it’s not, I declare a tie: Trenton Ducati and Christopher Daniels.
Vote for your favorites (i.e., the ones I endorsed) here and find out when each of the Hookies ceremonies is coming to a sleazy gay bar near you.