One of the top 10 Sean Cody models of all time (who left the site over a year ago) is about to start making porn again, and he needs your help! What name will his scene partners be screaming out when he fucks them? Vote for your favorite below.
Following in the lubey cockprints of former Sean Cody models Colby Keller (a.k.a. “Colby“), Paul Wagner (a.k.a. “Barry“), and John Magnum (a.k.a. “Joey“), former Sean Cody model Rylan (he’s still keeping the first name that made him famous) will soon become a full fledged porn star with both a first and a last name, and he’s asked his fans which surname they think is best: Skylar, Westly, Alexander, Jacks, or Grant. I’m not crazy about any of those (first names as last names are so common), but I don’t mind some of the other suggestions Rylan’s been tweeting, like Woods or DiMaggio (as an ode to Tiger and Topher?).
But what about the understated yet elegant “Rylan Needyouinsideme”?
[Photos via Sean Cody: Rylan & Kurt; Rylan & Curtis; Rylan & Branson; Rylan & Joey]
There’s no guarantee he’ll go with the winning selection, but what do you guys think? Or if you have a better suggestion, tell him in the comments.
What about just Rylan? Afterall Cher and Madonna did it.
Most of these names are terrible (as do most porn names), largely because they’ve been used by porn stars who have already become successful. He might as well call himself ‘Rylan Star’, if that’s the case.
I think he should use Sword, as a tribute to The Sword, since it’s helping him try to get a name. Rylan Sword. Sounds strong.
How about Griffin…..as an ode to Kathy G?
When I look at Rylan, I think of some of the statues that were sculpted in marble so I think he should be called maybe
Rylan David (because of the statue David)
or maybe
Rylan G. (which stands for the G-spot)
Rylan Crawford
Rylan Hagar
Rylan Rhodes
Rylan Porter
Rylan Parker
could he get away with Rylan Cody?
Rylan Rhodes is nice.
Rylan Dixgood. Too subtle? lol
I like porn star names that are either alliterative, stupid puns or sound vaguely smutty.
So I googled Rylan and apparently it’s an Irish name. He could be Rylan O’Toole and keep it thematic. I know there’s already Samuel O’Toole but it wouldn’t be the first case of porn stars sharing a surname. As long as he doesn’t steal Samuel’s dickspanner logo while he’s at it.
http://samuelotool.blog.gammae.com/files/2011/03/blog_samuel_otoole.jpg
Anything, ANYTHING, but Westly.
Blaine Devereaux?
Rylan Nylund
If those are the only options, I’ll go with Grant.
Why doesn’t he go to Nameberry.com? They’re probably the best baby naming site out there. Rylan sounds very dated. I’d choose a more distinctive first name. Why not be Dashiell, Edison, or something for unique for a first name? I’d choose last name that has some significance like a favorite author, musician, or actor that isn’t too obvious?
Rylan Bulcock, Rylan Lusty, Rylan Breedlove…
Towers. Rylan Towers. Tower implies something large and imposing which seems to apply.
My first though was that sounds like a theme park but maybe I’m just thinking of Alton Towers.
It definitely sounds like a stately home or something though.
Rylan sounds like those last-name first names that social climbers & people with loose ties to influential families give their kids. It would make an excellent surname in and of itself. How about Grant Rylan (or Grant Ryland, which sounds a little less awkward.) Or Wesley (I hate ‘kre8ive’ name spellings. Westly. Jesus Christ.) Rylan.
Actually I would go with just West instead of Westly
“Rylan West” sounds like an industrial estate developement in New Jersey. How about Rylan Cassidy? Rylan Murphy? Rylan Reagan? Rylan Blue? Rylan Rabbit? Oh, he’s not a Beatrix Potter character, sorry. Rylan Rochester West? Oh, another industrial estate name. Rylan Hehasabigone? Just throwing them out there…
I like Rylan Westlake instead.
Actually….let me amend that. If we’re thinking Irish he should go classic Irish like Rylan Guinness or Rylan Waterford.
I REALLY like the sound of Rylan Guinness!
What about Bendy… ‘cuz that is one crooked peen?!
those are the best ones! And I hate all of his suggestions, but I myself am terrible at thinking one up for him.
Tucker. Rylan Tucker.
although dormant (I can hope) Ryan Alexander is taken
Dick Magilla