Here’s the video of our favorite self-loather, who plans to kick his cock-hungry ways by the time he’s thirty. He doesn’t like to suck dick and he wears trendy vests, so as far as we’re concerned the straights can have him. But the straights might not want him either: he worries that each vagina is “a cave that is going to swallow [my dick] and it will never come back.”

To close the interview, Tyra asks him whether he thinks she’s hot. He says yes. So now he’s into drag queens? We’re confused.

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Tyra’s “I Hate Being Gay” Show (Joe. My. God.)