If the internet were a penis, David Mason would be the large, swollen blue vein that runs up the underside of its shaft. Today, the House of Vader auteur posted two gunge videos — one offers a preview of a “goomiliating” pie porno available on an amateur niche site called Abs Pecs and Pies; the other serves up the “roidtard realness” of a meaty college jock gorging himself with a protein bong. The third clip, which comes from VBS.TV, documents the stuffing of Japanese vaginas with large quantities of living sea creatures. (P.S. Don’t watch the third clip.)

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