WLBZ2 reports that Fontana then lept across the stranger and out of bed with such gusto that he broke the floor. A former baseball player, Fontana grabbed a bat but chose not to swing it. If you think about it, that was pretty nice of him. The drunk stranger, 33-year-old Michael Kamau, had to break down two doors to get to Fontana, and when the cops came, he explained that he was just cold.

But an explanation isn’t necessary. Let he cast the first stone who hasn’t thought just once of breaking into a straight, big boy former baseball player’s home and latching on for a quick spoon.

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Man awakens to intruder in bed with him (WLBZ2)