With Diego Sans looking like this as Tarzan, everyone is going to want to answer his call of the wild. We just learned who the first three lucky bastards are.
As we first saw yesterday (see original post below), Diego Sans, while always handsome, hairy, and hung, has never looked better and should never be allowed to wear anything else but a loin cloth.
Ahead of the “Tarzan” premiere tomorrow night, Men.com has released new pictures of some of Tarzan’s friends: Luke Adams, Colton Grey, and from Corbin Fisher, Tobias.
[Original Post – July 29]
“The most physically demanding shoot I’ve ever done.”
“The Legend of Tarzan” with Alexander Skarsgård hits the big screen Friday with the blue screen version with Diego Sans cumming at us the same day. Unlike most of Men.com’s gay porn parodies, “Tarzan” is not from across the pond, but from here at home with Marc MacNamara at the directing helm and sexy Diego Sans at the vine.
Marc MacNamara dropped a hint yesterday
Very excited to finally share this! The most physically demanding shoot I've ever done. Friday!!! #Tarzan #men pic.twitter.com/rpWJ0vZsDl
— MarcMacNamara (@MarcMacNamara) June 28, 2016
Today we saw more
#MENteaser Human. Nature. FUCKING. The legend is cumming July 1st. #MENTarzan XXX #gaypornparody ft. @RB_DiegoSans pic.twitter.com/j8qp3kbok5
— Men.com (@Men) June 29, 2016
Compare and contrast
You Tarzan. Me John. See ya, Alexander. Your work here is done.
One thing “Tarzan” already has going for it is Marc MacNamara’s ability to always deliver new reasons to lust over Diego Sans. It was a Diego Sans-Marc MacNamara scene that introduced Carter Dane to immediate gay porn stardom.
Diego fucks a massive load out of Carter Dane. Seconds later, without moving an inch, Diego’s own load take an Air Canada flight and cums in for a landing all over Carter Dane’s face. Not bad, eh?
[Watch Carter Dane and Diego Sans in Men In Canada Part 1]
Who else will be in the cast?
Fingers crossed guys. This one has potential.
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Diego is SEX-AS_ALL-FUCK as Tarzan! The only thing I can find fault with, is that Tarzan being primal and raised in the jungle, should be fucking RAW! I don’t think that when he was fucking with his ape buds, that they used rubbers…or when the apes gang banged Tarzan. So, get to a studio , where raw breeding is the order of the day… and do a true bareback Tarzan…the way God made us to fuck and nature’s way. I for one, go a long with nature! ;) XXX
Let’s hope this one ends with a gangbang of Diego
He wont never bottom again that shit is describe like a power top, but all here, i hope all or most of them, to know he has bottom scenes in RBlue. So stop being cunt and make urself on top u little fucker and take all cocks in men.com hope to see that and he bleed from so much cocks
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Just when I think Diego can’t look any hotter, he does.
Yes u cant think that is for sure… I hoped to not see u again here or somewhere else little dead cunt. U r so dumb that Tarzan has more brain than u… For someone who cant see that shit cunt money chaser D is important only the money. He doesn’t care for u or someone else here so get over it and die
Of course the whole story of Tarzan begs for a gay porn spoof!!! My only concern is that the writers might not have milked the whole thing for every possible joke – it would be a terrible shame to waste even one opportunity for laugh!!!
His hairy body is sexy AF. Love the longer hair on his head too. DS was super hot until he got the absurd neck ink, then he lost me for awhile. But he has transformed himself into something so incredible that I don’t even notice that anymore.
Amazing hot !!!
FINALLY this Men.com parody looks hot.