Being big Madeline Kahn fans, as well as loyal quoters of that piece of 80s classic cinema, Clue, the latest news about this remake (which we’d heard about before but had vehemently blocked out like the memory of that time we touched a vagina) is sending us into fits.

All we can tell you is that Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean) is helming the shit, and he wants to turn it into “a global thriller and transmedia event that uses deductive reasoning as its storytelling engine.”

We’re just going to keep watching Madeline-as-Mrs-White over and over again and pretend it’s 2011 and the horror has passed.

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