“Choose Your Own Adventure: 2013 Edition” is an interactive game in which you, the fan, manage professional porn stars and their personal lives. Give it a thought for a second: there is literally no one else who is literally a worse candidate to be in control of his own life than a porn star.
Which is precisely why you, the fan, are taking responsibility next year by choosing for them. Who dates whom? Who fucks whom? Who goes directly to jail, does not pass go, and does not collect $200 (their scene rate)? Whatever you say goes!
You choose the power couples, melt downs, studio exclusives, retirees, comebacks, and headliners of the entire next year. Leave your predictions below.
1. Who will be the biggest power couple of 2013?
2. Who will be the next porn star to shock the world into submission with his untimely withdrawal from gay porn?
3. Which beloved porn star will give up his life of giving up porn to go to veterinary school?
4. Which porn star will quit his position as an exclusive for Next Door Studios and give up his crown as the reigning Miss King of Gay Porn in exchange for a life of never being seen again?
5. Which porn star will continue to show up to award shows, club events, birthday parties, and Bat Mitzvahs against his own best interests?
6. Who will be the biggest newcomer of 2013?
7. What will be the newest, hottest fetish flick of 2013?
8. Which two gay porn stars will publicly engage in a Twitter war, make up two months later, then give each other chlamydia?
9. Which gay porn mega star will break his retirement and try to return to filming gay porn, but will be thwarted by an out-of-touch and talent(less) manager?
10. Which porn star will get arrested 12 times in 2013?
1. Christian Siriano and Tyler Torro
2. Mick Lovell (why? Marrying me)
3. Max Ryder
4. James Huntsman
5. Anthony Romero
6. Prince Harry
7. His Majesty’s Staff
8. Diesel Washington and Tony Douglas or “Fill in the Blank”
9. Rick Donovan
10. Anthony Romero
I can’t figure out the first pic…
Why bother putting questions marks over the faces it’s not like we can’t tell who the people are duh!!!
Wow, you really don’t get Zach’s sense of humour, do you?
Miss Cummings will be gone by February. MArk my words.
Too bad everyone will be gone by February. Mayans couldn’t be wrong! Only rats and cockroaches will survive, oh and probably Cody Cummings.
I’m sure mystery porn star’s path to veterinary school will be the same as Dennis Reynolds on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.