Because I love his ass, I could not ignore this new lip-sync effort by ass model (and San Francisco go-go stud) Bryan Hawn, in which he rides a mechanical bull, wears a cowboy hat, holds a pitchfork for no reason, and moves his pouty lips to One Direction’s “Drag Me Down.”
Boy Culture calls Bryan “our own little Kim Kardashian” for all that junk he has in the trunk, and it’s true we don’t have enough men to objectify solely on the basis of their big, plump, delicious butts.
Bryan’s got that in spades, and as he recently noted in the comments on The Sword, his ass workout e-book is now discounted to $19.99 (down from $35), so there’s that. Not that you can get an ass like this from just working out. But you can try! (One satisfied customer writes in a review, “I downloaded this book 2 weeks ago specifically for the ass workout. Everything is starting to feel firmer and higher. I tried on jeans today and I was in shock at how different they feel. It’s like a small bubble is forming and it’s starting to pop outwards from my lower back.”)
Update: Well, it looks like Bryan’s video got pulled down for copyright infringement — don’t fuck with One Direction! Anyway, here was an Instagram shot from it…