While his cohorts share a backside plumpness that makes us want to dig in, Mr. Ford leaves us a little, uh, flat. In fact, if it weren’t for the tan lines, we might confuse his rump with Kate Moss’s chest.  And OUT doesn’t even mention it – we were just flipping through the pages until we found this old person rat-tailing some twunk in a shower and wondered “Why did they let him in there?” before realizing who “him” was.

Of course, if we really wanted to lose our hard-ons for a man we once came just thinking about, there’s his excitingly robotic performance on Martha Stewart.  Talk about flat.

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Tom Ford on Martha Stewart (YouTube)