Most Romantic Ad: IML top is lookign for a dance partner – 44

“Like to dominate you, after we dance.”

Most Disturbing Request: Daddy sent me to IML to get knocked up – 39

“Daddy couldn’t make it to IML this year, but he sent me here to get knocked up. Breed me and seed me. He wants me to return home with a very special gift. Poz is best. Anything else is bonus. Your looks not important, the potency of your load is.”

Most Original Fetish: IML Denture wearers? – 45

“Hey…are there any hot guys in town for IML who wear dentures? I would love to have a hot kinky time with you!!!”

Most Original Fetish, Honorable Mention: Bear looking for unusual fetish play! – 40

I’m a GWM, 40, hairy, bear-type, 5’9″, 250lbs, boyish looks, br/br/goatee looking for a masculine, attractive, white guy (18 – 40) to indulge me in an unusual fetish of mine. It’s a balloon popping fetish.

Most in Touch With Inner Goth Girl: looking for guys into bloodsports – 31

“looking to meet guys into playing with blades, knives and blood play”

Most Confusing Massage Technique: INTENSE. RELAXING. SENSUAL. – 35

“Massage Technique: Thai Massage “pony-back ride”

Eldest Cocksucker: STILL GOOD AT IT – 70

“YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT HOW GOOD THE COCKSUCKER LOOKS ALL DAY AVAILABLE”

Freakiest Nigga: Freaky Nigga for IML Fun – 23

“Freaky Nigga lookin to get into some wild n freaky fun.”

Most Bored Sex Dwarf: Sex Dwarf – 18

“Lets listen to Soft Cell or something i’m bored.”

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