A aspirational LOL listicle in the new issue of ‘Details’ marks the first time I’ve ever been offended by the word ‘fag.’
A aspirational LOL listicle in the new issue of ‘Details’ marks the first time I’ve ever been offended by the word ‘fag.’
Things that America’s Meatheart told Joy Behar last night: that “I haven’t ever seen a gay guy in Wasilla, I don’t think” and that homos “are people too,” apparently.
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Things that America’s Meatheart told Joy Behar last night: that “I haven’t ever seen a gay guy in Wasilla, I don’t think” and that homos “are people too,” apparently.
Because Jason Curious will not stop sending me inappropriate emails until I write a post about Blackballed 7, here’s a post about Blackballed 7.
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Because Jason Curious will not stop sending me inappropriate emails until I write a post about Blackballed 7, here’s a post about Blackballed 7.
The Sword will soon have some exciting news about Aiden Shaw’s return to porn. Until then, enjoy the legendary porn star’s mouthful about his world-famous giggle stick.
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The Sword will soon have some exciting news about Aiden Shaw’s return to porn. Until then, enjoy the legendary porn star’s mouthful about his world-famous giggle stick.
All aboard the genius train: it’s another weird video from Reese Rideout.
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All aboard the genius train: it’s another weird video from Reese Rideout.
Daddy Aaron and his collection of collared porn stars are kind of like the House of Xtravaganza in the retro New York City drag scene — only instead of drag, make-up and dancing vogue it’s muscles, padlocks and hairy slobber fucking.
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Daddy Aaron and his collection of collared porn stars are kind of like the House of Xtravaganza in the retro New York City drag scene — only instead of drag, make-up and dancing vogue it’s muscles, padlocks and hairy slobber fucking.
In a Japanese Wii video game that will debut in the US this winter, you are a muscle man in a speedo, and your nemesis is a thief who has stolen your protein powder. This game actually exists. Video preview below.
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In a Japanese Wii video game that will debut in the US this winter, you are a muscle man in a speedo, and your nemesis is a thief who has stolen your protein powder. This game actually exists. Video preview below.
This morning Fleshjack sent me their newest line of fucktoys molded from the lovely orifices of the Visconti “Triplets.” I’d never fucked a Fleshjack before, so basically I just ejaculated in my office bathroom.
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This morning Fleshjack sent me their newest line of fucktoys molded from the lovely orifices of the Visconti “Triplets.” I’d never fucked a Fleshjack before, so basically I just ejaculated in my office bathroom.
The soldier-chasing fitness model Ryan Barry is dating and fucking the anti-Don’t Ask Don’t Tell posterboy Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach, who, like Ryan’s ex-boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, is a hot military man with too many H’s in his last name.
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The soldier-chasing fitness model Ryan Barry is dating and fucking the anti-Don’t Ask Don’t Tell posterboy Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach, who, like Ryan’s ex-boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, is a hot military man with too many H’s in his last name.
Jet Set Men has scored a publicity coup with their latest project, Getting Levi’s Johnson, which features Mark Dalton in his first porn appearance in three years. Fellow co-star Diesel Washington has some videos from the set.
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Jet Set Men has scored a publicity coup with their latest project, Getting Levi’s Johnson, which features Mark Dalton in his first porn appearance in three years. Fellow co-star Diesel Washington has some videos from the set.
The gay porn superstar has come out with another parody video, this time channeling Taylor Lautner in New Moon. There’s poop involved. It’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since whatever it was Reese Rideout made last.
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The gay porn superstar has come out with another parody video, this time channeling Taylor Lautner in New Moon. There’s poop involved. It’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since whatever it was Reese Rideout made last.
Gay sex Jew porn star Mike Dreyden is hosting a new party at View Bar in New York City, and one of the party-goers who was there has written Mike an email that begins, “I was at WOOF tonight and I have to tell you that you stunk really bad.”
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Gay sex Jew porn star Mike Dreyden is hosting a new party at View Bar in New York City, and one of the party-goers who was there has written Mike an email that begins, “I was at WOOF tonight and I have to tell you that you stunk really bad.”
Last month I reported on a Marine Corps. magazine that unwittingly featured an Active Duty porn star. I removed that post on the studio’s request, but Unzipped tracked down the reticent military porn star and asked him whether he had any regrets.
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Last month I reported on a Marine Corps. magazine that unwittingly featured an Active Duty porn star. I removed that post on the studio’s request, but Unzipped tracked down the reticent military porn star and asked him whether he had any regrets.
Apparently there’s a gay TV channel called “Logo,” and they’ve got a roundup of 99 gay shorts for you to try to watch.
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Apparently there’s a gay TV channel called “Logo,” and they’ve got a roundup of 99 gay shorts for you to try to watch.
France is celebrating World AIDS Day with a hardcore condom video starring Francois Sagat’s massive, veiny baguette.
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France is celebrating World AIDS Day with a hardcore condom video starring Francois Sagat’s massive, veiny baguette.
If you missed the ‘Butt in Ass’ mock porno store exhibit in NYC this Summer, the full boxcover gallery is finally online. (I’m sorry to say that ‘Aborigine Cock Knockers’ and ‘Stinky Twinkies’ do not actually exist.)
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If you missed the ‘Butt in Ass’ mock porno store exhibit in NYC this Summer, the full boxcover gallery is finally online. (I’m sorry to say that ‘Aborigine Cock Knockers’ and ‘Stinky Twinkies’ do not actually exist.)
The painfully hot goofball who sang ‘Single Ladies’ in a diaper is back with another Beyonce parody: ‘If I Were In Porn.’
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The painfully hot goofball who sang ‘Single Ladies’ in a diaper is back with another Beyonce parody: ‘If I Were In Porn.’
Here’s a wading pool of masturbation fodder care of Grady Sizemore, the 27-year-old Center Fielder for the Cleveland Indians. His Playboy Playmate girlfriend apparently leaked these delightful iPhone self-portraits, which make me want to cry and black out.
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Here’s a wading pool of masturbation fodder care of Grady Sizemore, the 27-year-old Center Fielder for the Cleveland Indians. His Playboy Playmate girlfriend apparently leaked these delightful iPhone self-portraits, which make me want to cry and black out.
“Nelson Troy was released from his C1R contract some time ago to pursue other ventures,” Jason Curious tells me. More specifically, Nelson is pursuing bareback double penetration. Former Titan Man Chad Manning is taking it raw now too.
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“Nelson Troy was released from his C1R contract some time ago to pursue other ventures,” Jason Curious tells me. More specifically, Nelson is pursuing bareback double penetration. Former Titan Man Chad Manning is taking it raw now too.
Porn star couple Tony Aziz & Samuel Colt have gone to Southeast Asia to spread a more global awareness of how hot they are. Stops along the way: a tiger cage, a phallic museum and the bar.
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Porn star couple Tony Aziz & Samuel Colt have gone to Southeast Asia to spread a more global awareness of how hot they are. Stops along the way: a tiger cage, a phallic museum and the bar.
L.A. media mogul and multi-billionaire David Geffen brought his young hot boyfriend to the state dinner at the White House last night. Let’s look at his body.
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L.A. media mogul and multi-billionaire David Geffen brought his young hot boyfriend to the state dinner at the White House last night. Let’s look at his body.
Here’s your how-to guide for hardcore poultry play.
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Here’s your how-to guide for hardcore poultry play.
Question: What do you do when your scene partner starts talking about Beyonce? Answer: You physically attack him.
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Question: What do you do when your scene partner starts talking about Beyonce? Answer: You physically attack him.
In 76 BC, an Ancient Roman named Catullus wrote a poem in Latin that begins, “I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats, / yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!”
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In 76 BC, an Ancient Roman named Catullus wrote a poem in Latin that begins, “I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats, / yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!”
In a new interview, Jeremy Bilding talks about things like working with children and bareback sex.
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In a new interview, Jeremy Bilding talks about things like working with children and bareback sex.
A British 26-year-old has been sentenced to three and a half years for impersonating a police officer in cruisy parks and threatening to out closeted married men unless they ponied up hundreds of dollars.
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A British 26-year-old has been sentenced to three and a half years for impersonating a police officer in cruisy parks and threatening to out closeted married men unless they ponied up hundreds of dollars.
A new hanky code iPhone app is trying to inject the language of retro cruising into the fuck-speak of web 2.0 hookups. The old-schoolers behind the new app are desperate for an alternative to Craigslist, but I would argue that slutty gays have outgrown the hankie code for good.
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A new hanky code iPhone app is trying to inject the language of retro cruising into the fuck-speak of web 2.0 hookups. The old-schoolers behind the new app are desperate for an alternative to Craigslist, but I would argue that slutty gays have outgrown the hankie code for good.
Pierre Fitch threw a big house party this weekend. By the next morning, the DJ booth was in shambles on the floor, the cat was found in a cupboard and Pierre’s boyfriend had no idea why his ass was covered in bloody cuts and bruises.
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Pierre Fitch threw a big house party this weekend. By the next morning, the DJ booth was in shambles on the floor, the cat was found in a cupboard and Pierre’s boyfriend had no idea why his ass was covered in bloody cuts and bruises.
Vice Magazine took pictures of a dirty pale man doing things like fucking baloney and sticking his penis into a Shop Vac.
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Vice Magazine took pictures of a dirty pale man doing things like fucking baloney and sticking his penis into a Shop Vac.
Work it, white boy!
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Work it, white boy!
The upcoming ‘Dad Takes a Fishing Trip’ has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.
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The upcoming ‘Dad Takes a Fishing Trip’ has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.
It’s still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this ‘Insider’ preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces “full-on,” is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.
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It’s still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this ‘Insider’ preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces “full-on,” is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.
“Tumblr Is For Faggots” is an authoritative collection of juvenile, offensive, awesome internet memes — think lolcats, only instead of cats it’s rapists, handicapped people, wife-beaters and racial slurs. The reason I’m writing about it is that the site’s blogger is hot.
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“Tumblr Is For Faggots” is an authoritative collection of juvenile, offensive, awesome internet memes — think lolcats, only instead of cats it’s rapists, handicapped people, wife-beaters and racial slurs. The reason I’m writing about it is that the site’s blogger is hot.
You’re a gay in a harsh world. Better learn how to defend yourself, diva snap style.
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You’re a gay in a harsh world. Better learn how to defend yourself, diva snap style.
A hot straight porn star named Jean Valjean has gone from cooking cum pussy custard in a string of straight pornos to cooking high-stakes meals on Bravo’s newest reality show, Chef Academy.
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A hot straight porn star named Jean Valjean has gone from cooking cum pussy custard in a string of straight pornos to cooking high-stakes meals on Bravo’s newest reality show, Chef Academy.
A couple things I don’t get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.
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A couple things I don’t get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.
Beautiful Mag interviewed the sickeningly hot porn star Marco Blaze, who would like you to know that Argentina is the new Hungary and that foreplay is for moms.
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Beautiful Mag interviewed the sickeningly hot porn star Marco Blaze, who would like you to know that Argentina is the new Hungary and that foreplay is for moms.
Watch out, Miss America, because there’s another pageant in town, and its contestants are even sluttier than yours. Here are some pictures of homoesexuals being depraved at last week’s MIR 2010.
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Watch out, Miss America, because there’s another pageant in town, and its contestants are even sluttier than yours. Here are some pictures of homoesexuals being depraved at last week’s MIR 2010.
Mason Wyler has declared war against his former fuck buddy, the porn star Zane from ChaosMen, with a torrent of damning accusations that include anal drug smuggling, violent racism and being a bad conversationalist.
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Mason Wyler has declared war against his former fuck buddy, the porn star Zane from ChaosMen, with a torrent of damning accusations that include anal drug smuggling, violent racism and being a bad conversationalist.