The new issue of Attitude brings us this goofy, masturbatable-to editorial called JILF. That’s “Jews I’d Like to Fuck.”
The new issue of Attitude brings us this goofy, masturbatable-to editorial called JILF. That’s “Jews I’d Like to Fuck.”
My coverage of The Superbowl will be this video of Saints quarterback Drew Brees taking a shower.
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My coverage of The Superbowl will be this video of Saints quarterback Drew Brees taking a shower.
On principle, I typically abstain from masturbating to pornos with grammatical errors in their titles, but I’m making an exception for the red-ho and apostrophe-challenged ‘Bulls Eye.’
Click here to watch Bulls Eye on NakedSword
Fucking and Rimming in ‘Bulls Eye’ [sic] Read More »
On principle, I typically abstain from masturbating to pornos with grammatical errors in their titles, but I’m making an exception for the red-ho and apostrophe-challenged ‘Bulls Eye.’
Click here to watch Bulls Eye on NakedSword
I didn’t post the new Calvin Klein images because they’re boring, but this new behind-the-scenes video is pretty good, if only because Kellan finally reveals his workout regimen, which is to not eat gummi bears.
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I didn’t post the new Calvin Klein images because they’re boring, but this new behind-the-scenes video is pretty good, if only because Kellan finally reveals his workout regimen, which is to not eat gummi bears.
Yummy! (And by yummy I mean Jason Pitt. Because fried bologna sounds disgusting.)
Fried Bologna With Jason Pitt Read More »
Yummy! (And by yummy I mean Jason Pitt. Because fried bologna sounds disgusting.)
Also: “Don’t be an asshole.” I found this fun interview with the lithe and perma-hard “SexyAlex90” that celebrates the freak pervs and takes down the haters.
XTuber’s Advice: ‘No Duck Lips’ Read More »
Also: “Don’t be an asshole.” I found this fun interview with the lithe and perma-hard “SexyAlex90” that celebrates the freak pervs and takes down the haters.
BDSM porn stars Tony Buff and Derek da Silva like to punch, flog and yelp in public settings. This freaks out some people and irritates others, including at least one prominent blogger. Here are two opposing takes on airing your dirty sado-masochism in public.
Go To A Gay Bar, Punch Your Buddy In The Face Read More »
BDSM porn stars Tony Buff and Derek da Silva like to punch, flog and yelp in public settings. This freaks out some people and irritates others, including at least one prominent blogger. Here are two opposing takes on airing your dirty sado-masochism in public.
Adam Killian, Derrek Diamond and Trent Davis munched, suctioned, penetrated and squeezed their way through a scene that is fucking ridiculously fucking hot.
Watch this fucking ridiculously fucking hot threesome at Falcon.
Falcon’s Latest Scene Will Make You Cream With Envy Read More »
Adam Killian, Derrek Diamond and Trent Davis munched, suctioned, penetrated and squeezed their way through a scene that is fucking ridiculously fucking hot.
Watch this fucking ridiculously fucking hot threesome at Falcon.
By clicking and dragging the mouse, users can participate in a mildly amusing new ‘Wrangler’ ad campaign by doing things like ripping off the cockteasing gay muse’s clothes and injuring him.
Sexually Assault Tony Ward, Interactively Read More »
By clicking and dragging the mouse, users can participate in a mildly amusing new ‘Wrangler’ ad campaign by doing things like ripping off the cockteasing gay muse’s clothes and injuring him.
UPDATE: Diesel Washington has apparently fucked him a bunch. “I’ll suck your balls and dick if you let me go,” Nick Snider told the officer. “No,” said the officer to the face of Prada and the 5th most successful male model of 2008 (according to Forbes Magazine).
Top Male Model Tries to Suck Cop’s Dick, Gets Arrested Read More »
UPDATE: Diesel Washington has apparently fucked him a bunch. “I’ll suck your balls and dick if you let me go,” Nick Snider told the officer. “No,” said the officer to the face of Prada and the 5th most successful male model of 2008 (according to Forbes Magazine).
I’d rather be posting fake naked pics on Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday next week than these real naked pics of funny guy Jamie Kennedy. Anyway, here they are, and his softie is not unimpressive.
Fine, I’ll Post Pictures of Jamie Kennedy’s Dick Read More »
I’d rather be posting fake naked pics on Taylor Lautner’s 18th Birthday next week than these real naked pics of funny guy Jamie Kennedy. Anyway, here they are, and his softie is not unimpressive.
I enjoyed watching this video of a sweet, slutty, ripening courtship.
Andy Kay & Diesel Washington Will Go On Two Public Dates Read More »
I enjoyed watching this video of a sweet, slutty, ripening courtship.
The biggest gay party on Earth, Sydney Mardi Gras, will not let a long-participating animal rights group to march in the parade this year. Here’s why this is significant.
Gays to Animal Activists: ‘You Suck, Go Away’ Read More »
The biggest gay party on Earth, Sydney Mardi Gras, will not let a long-participating animal rights group to march in the parade this year. Here’s why this is significant.
If you had the option of showering just once — either before fucking or after fucking — then which option would you choose? Are you selfish and clean or considerate and disgusting?
[NSFW] Richard & Cayden Take A Lot of Showers Read More »
If you had the option of showering just once — either before fucking or after fucking — then which option would you choose? Are you selfish and clean or considerate and disgusting?
In case you forgot what a three-man fuck train looked like, here’s an expert demonstration from Rod Daily, Erik Rhodes and Ty Colt.
CLICK HERE TO WATCH FALCON’S ASYLUM
All Aboard the Falcon Fuck Train Read More »
In case you forgot what a three-man fuck train looked like, here’s an expert demonstration from Rod Daily, Erik Rhodes and Ty Colt.
CLICK HERE TO WATCH FALCON’S ASYLUM
After a 5 year hiatus, the gay porn superstar has abandoned his glossy big studio roots to swallow ejaculatory fluid in a new and as-yet-unpublicized Treasure Island Media scene. The video preview is below.
Whoa: Marcus Iron For Treasure Island Media Read More »
After a 5 year hiatus, the gay porn superstar has abandoned his glossy big studio roots to swallow ejaculatory fluid in a new and as-yet-unpublicized Treasure Island Media scene. The video preview is below.
The ‘NY Post’ commissioned a hit piece on America’s First Legal Male Prostitute, even though the reporter had no intention of fucking him. What’s next? An anorexic food writer?
The Frigid Bitch And The ‘Rosa Parks’ Prostitute Read More »
The ‘NY Post’ commissioned a hit piece on America’s First Legal Male Prostitute, even though the reporter had no intention of fucking him. What’s next? An anorexic food writer?
While every other gay blog is busy reposting that retarded Lady Gaga ‘Teeth’ gay fan video, I’ve been watching this gayer, hotter, newer official music video from MILK67, a Euro dance music collective.
If Monks Were Rapey Circuit Fags Read More »
While every other gay blog is busy reposting that retarded Lady Gaga ‘Teeth’ gay fan video, I’ve been watching this gayer, hotter, newer official music video from MILK67, a Euro dance music collective.
A fun PSA from Dirty Boy Video suggests that BitTorrents, sketchy tube sites and the Russian mafia are making porn stars gush blood from the mouth.
‘Pay For Your Porn Or The Model Eats From A Can’ Read More »
A fun PSA from Dirty Boy Video suggests that BitTorrents, sketchy tube sites and the Russian mafia are making porn stars gush blood from the mouth.
The best part about my new advertiser, HazeHim.com, is that it comes with a free password, and I’ve been masturbating a lot lately. Here are some preview images of the new site’s classic schtick: “straight” boys coerced into putting things in their mouths and asses that maybe they shouldn’t be.
VISIT HAZEHIM.COM FOR FULL-LENGTH VIDEOS
Who Doesn’t Love A Fratboy Read More »
The best part about my new advertiser, HazeHim.com, is that it comes with a free password, and I’ve been masturbating a lot lately. Here are some preview images of the new site’s classic schtick: “straight” boys coerced into putting things in their mouths and asses that maybe they shouldn’t be.
VISIT HAZEHIM.COM FOR FULL-LENGTH VIDEOS
Sometimes, as with Derrek Diamond, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his well-deserved ego. Below, the Raging Stallion exclusive talks about awkward father moments, hairy thighs and getting fucked by a machine.
Derrek Diamond Will Fuck You If You Flatter Him Read More »
Sometimes, as with Derrek Diamond, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his well-deserved ego. Below, the Raging Stallion exclusive talks about awkward father moments, hairy thighs and getting fucked by a machine.
The Sword has exclusive video of Rusty’s painful car ride to the hospital after an on-set erection injection went bad.
[NSFW] The Tale of Rusty Steven’s Broken Penis Read More »
The Sword has exclusive video of Rusty’s painful car ride to the hospital after an on-set erection injection went bad.
Whatever arena he enters, Samuel Colt’s cream rises to the top. As a leatherman he won Mr. SF Leather, and as a porn star he won Unzipped Media’s top nods as ‘Man of the Year.’ The fast-rising porn star newcomer talks about his experience in the video below.
Samuel Colt: ‘Men Magazine’ Man of the Year Read More »
Whatever arena he enters, Samuel Colt’s cream rises to the top. As a leatherman he won Mr. SF Leather, and as a porn star he won Unzipped Media’s top nods as ‘Man of the Year.’ The fast-rising porn star newcomer talks about his experience in the video below.
Is your dick a firefighter? A cowboy? A pirate? Mine’s a pirate. Enjoy this video demonstration of Dapper Dicks. It’s clothing for your penis, hats included.
Finally: Little Outfits For Your Dick Read More »
Is your dick a firefighter? A cowboy? A pirate? Mine’s a pirate. Enjoy this video demonstration of Dapper Dicks. It’s clothing for your penis, hats included.
It’s official. Leatherman title contests as we know them are dead. In a couple weeks, I’ll announce what one new kink collective has in store. But first, enjoy this must-read obituary of the leather scene written by one of its most honored members
The Leatherman Revolution Has Begun Read More »
It’s official. Leatherman title contests as we know them are dead. In a couple weeks, I’ll announce what one new kink collective has in store. But first, enjoy this must-read obituary of the leather scene written by one of its most honored members
I will not be making a ‘To pee or not to pee’ pun right now, even if it is fully within my rights to do so.
Penis Acting With Jeremy Bilding Read More »
I will not be making a ‘To pee or not to pee’ pun right now, even if it is fully within my rights to do so.
Thanks to Vice Magazine for this curiously hot bulge-tent fashion spread.
Hot New Accessory: A Boner Read More »
Thanks to Vice Magazine for this curiously hot bulge-tent fashion spread.
Three’s a trend, and I’ve got four of each! Which cumshot honoree wears a yarmulke off-camera? Which porn star wears sacred undergarments as fetish gear?
Mormon Porn Stars, Jewish Porn Stars Read More »
Three’s a trend, and I’ve got four of each! Which cumshot honoree wears a yarmulke off-camera? Which porn star wears sacred undergarments as fetish gear?
Obama vowed to repeal DADT last night, cruelly robbing the gay porn industry of some of its brightest would-be future stars. Last night, for example, Ryan Raz that walked away from a career in the Air Force years ago, largely because of DADT.
Gay Porn Fans Should Support ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Read More »
Obama vowed to repeal DADT last night, cruelly robbing the gay porn industry of some of its brightest would-be future stars. Last night, for example, Ryan Raz that walked away from a career in the Air Force years ago, largely because of DADT.
To honor Lucky Daniels’s new talk show fame, here he is in a trailer for scene 3 of Buckshot’s Lotus, care of Attempted Entertainment blog.
The hot ass Lucky’s fucking belongs to Ricky Martinez, a former fashion model I met — and developed a mild obsession for — on the set of Raging Stallion’s upcoming Arabesque 2.
Watch Buckshot`s Lotus here, and watch other Buckshot Productions on NakedSword.
Video: Lucky Daniels & Ricky Martinez Fuck Read More »
To honor Lucky Daniels’s new talk show fame, here he is in a trailer for scene 3 of Buckshot’s Lotus, care of Attempted Entertainment blog.
The hot ass Lucky’s fucking belongs to Ricky Martinez, a former fashion model I met — and developed a mild obsession for — on the set of Raging Stallion’s upcoming Arabesque 2.
Watch Buckshot`s Lotus here, and watch other Buckshot Productions on NakedSword.
I despise Peta. Comparing goldfish to cats? Goat over-crowding to Holocaust victims? Peta’s almost as bad as GLAAD. But their latest collaboration with Mike Diamond has left me pretty touched.
Mike Diamond Submits Himself To Charity Read More »
I despise Peta. Comparing goldfish to cats? Goat over-crowding to Holocaust victims? Peta’s almost as bad as GLAAD. But their latest collaboration with Mike Diamond has left me pretty touched.
Here’s the new trailer for the 6-months-and-running series called — wait for it — “Gay’s Anatomy.” In the first episode below, meet three fags — the self-fingering baker, the sad smiley guy and the hot cokehead alcoholic — whom we all know, or may even be.
Web Series About Urologists Who Love Their Jobs Read More »
Here’s the new trailer for the 6-months-and-running series called — wait for it — “Gay’s Anatomy.” In the first episode below, meet three fags — the self-fingering baker, the sad smiley guy and the hot cokehead alcoholic — whom we all know, or may even be.
Well, well, looky here and watch some history get made. I just dug up this video The Sword captured of Scott Tanner and Steven Daigle talking porno possibilities during Folsom Weekend in San Francisco.
The Night Chi Chi Wooed Steven Daigle Read More »
Well, well, looky here and watch some history get made. I just dug up this video The Sword captured of Scott Tanner and Steven Daigle talking porno possibilities during Folsom Weekend in San Francisco.
Below, a list of The Sword’s two favorite bizarre sex ed videos from another blog’s list of 10 bizarre sex ed videos.
Sexual Education: Awwwk-waaard Read More »
Below, a list of The Sword’s two favorite bizarre sex ed videos from another blog’s list of 10 bizarre sex ed videos.
Well here’s something art-like. It’s a video that comes from photographer Bell Soto and features the OxyContin-chic high-fashion model Dan Felton. He’s British.
Skim Milk Fashion Model, Naked in a Bathtub Read More »
Well here’s something art-like. It’s a video that comes from photographer Bell Soto and features the OxyContin-chic high-fashion model Dan Felton. He’s British.
Last night, eHarmony settled a class-action suit brought by 100 or so scorned gays, including my roommate. I’m glad bitch got paid, but I fear what comes next. Are we going to start banging down the doors of shitty straight bars? Requiring bathhouses to carry tampons? Suing dudes who reject us?
eHarmony Forced To Pay My Lesbian Roommate $4,000 Read More »
Last night, eHarmony settled a class-action suit brought by 100 or so scorned gays, including my roommate. I’m glad bitch got paid, but I fear what comes next. Are we going to start banging down the doors of shitty straight bars? Requiring bathhouses to carry tampons? Suing dudes who reject us?
It’s difficult to pontificate and entertain at the same time, but a certain hot sub skank named Ben In Leather Land pulls it off with earnest posts about mentorship, cum, pain, hypno-play and learning the ropes.
Sir-Chasing Pale Boy Blog of the Month Read More »
It’s difficult to pontificate and entertain at the same time, but a certain hot sub skank named Ben In Leather Land pulls it off with earnest posts about mentorship, cum, pain, hypno-play and learning the ropes.
The gay porn legend is now available for “fan appreciation meetings,” as David Forest calls them. That means prostitution, right? Anyway, welcome back, Ken! You’ll never say you’re gay but I’ll never stop loving your face, voice, body and cock.
Ken Ryker’s Back! But As A Masseur Or A ‘Masseur’? Read More »
The gay porn legend is now available for “fan appreciation meetings,” as David Forest calls them. That means prostitution, right? Anyway, welcome back, Ken! You’ll never say you’re gay but I’ll never stop loving your face, voice, body and cock.
Thanks to David Mason for finding this oral worm creature gangbang video, and for introducing it thusly:
Im happy that this was made, hurray for them. Im all for kookery, it gets people over their weirdo sex rules and subsequent self hatred.. MAYBE… BUT dont come for me personally in that get up because those glasses serve us CARRIE DONOVAN and fierce does not mix with sex for me, I need them FAR REMOVED.
A commenter points out the best part: the sound of frantic buckle-fastening and key-jangling in the background while the placated, cummy serpent eats an apple.
Fetish Kookery of the Day: delights in the garden of eden (House of Vader)
A Video That Is Not Very Hot To Me Read More »
Thanks to David Mason for finding this oral worm creature gangbang video, and for introducing it thusly:
Im happy that this was made, hurray for them. Im all for kookery, it gets people over their weirdo sex rules and subsequent self hatred.. MAYBE… BUT dont come for me personally in that get up because those glasses serve us CARRIE DONOVAN and fierce does not mix with sex for me, I need them FAR REMOVED.
A commenter points out the best part: the sound of frantic buckle-fastening and key-jangling in the background while the placated, cummy serpent eats an apple.
Fetish Kookery of the Day: delights in the garden of eden (House of Vader)