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THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS

Or at least the way gay culture does. Some tall poppies in Sydney raised money for anti-bullying efforts, then decided instead to make a video full of whimsy and tiny hats and talking mimes to celebrate whimsy and tiny hats and lyrics from a ten-year old Kylie Minogue b-side.

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Or at least the way gay culture does. Some tall poppies in Sydney raised money for anti-bullying efforts, then decided instead to make a video full of whimsy and tiny hats and talking mimes to celebrate whimsy and tiny hats and lyrics from a ten-year old Kylie Minogue b-side.

NOW WE SHALL FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT OUR IMPERFECT SEMEN

Leave it to an aesthetic wizard like Michael Lucas to conjure up beads of ejaculate as perfect in their droplet-ness as on the tears on a Disney princess, and as immune to gravity as basket of a butterfly kisses.

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Leave it to an aesthetic wizard like Michael Lucas to conjure up beads of ejaculate as perfect in their droplet-ness as on the tears on a Disney princess, and as immune to gravity as basket of a butterfly kisses.

Jersey Score 2: Hollyweird!

What’s the best way to make a Jersey Shore sequel and still disguising that your cameras have never actually stepped foot near the the boardwalk? Have the characters take a trip to Hollywood, only minutes from your beach side set in the Valley!

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What’s the best way to make a Jersey Shore sequel and still disguising that your cameras have never actually stepped foot near the the boardwalk? Have the characters take a trip to Hollywood, only minutes from your beach side set in the Valley!

Marriage Equality, Maverick Style

Is their a better argument for redefining marriage than Cole and Hunter from Maverick Men? I’m fairly sure that Rick Santorum would rather marry a horse than allow the barebacking former Xtube couple to consecrate their non-monogamous sexlationship.

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Is their a better argument for redefining marriage than Cole and Hunter from Maverick Men? I’m fairly sure that Rick Santorum would rather marry a horse than allow the barebacking former Xtube couple to consecrate their non-monogamous sexlationship.

Would you have sex with this gay hippie?

If you listened to drag queens, you’d think that them and Valerie Solanis were the only ones that ever did anything after Stonewall . You know who they’re trying to erase? GAY HIPPIES.

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If you listened to drag queens, you’d think that them and Valerie Solanis were the only ones that ever did anything after Stonewall . You know who they’re trying to erase? GAY HIPPIES.

At Last! Porn Stars in Love

For all of you who dismiss gay porn as nothing more than soulless encounters between cash-starved party boys, we offer you this: a gallery of porn stars in love from Ben Leon’s just-released and aptly named “Porn Stars in Love.”

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For all of you who dismiss gay porn as nothing more than soulless encounters between cash-starved party boys, we offer you this: a gallery of porn stars in love from Ben Leon’s just-released and aptly named “Porn Stars in Love.”

10 Things You Can and Can’t Buy On Bing

Microsoft just rolled out a new search engine, Bing.com, hoping to beat Google for online purchases by promising cash back and better results. We thought we’d test it for things we might actually be willing to pay for.

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Microsoft just rolled out a new search engine, Bing.com, hoping to beat Google for online purchases by promising cash back and better results. We thought we’d test it for things we might actually be willing to pay for.

Grabbys Gone Wild! The Best of the 2009 Awards Weekend – NOW UPDATED WITH GALLERY

Grabby Awards 2009 Wrap-upWith shifts in the gay industry press, the Grabbys may soon be the only gay porn awards in town. And if they continue to be as exciting as this year’s, we don’t think anyone will complain.

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Grabby Awards 2009 Wrap-upWith shifts in the gay industry press, the Grabbys may soon be the only gay porn awards in town. And if they continue to be as exciting as this year’s, we don’t think anyone will complain.

Porn Star Tips For the Perfect Beach Body!

Beach Body Tips from Gay Porn StarsYes, The Sword has totally shifted into US Weekly mode. With summer right around the corner, we thought we’d check in with our favorite paragons of aesthetic virtue to see how porn stars prepare themselves for the never-ending scrutiny of the beach paparazzi.

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Beach Body Tips from Gay Porn StarsYes, The Sword has totally shifted into US Weekly mode. With summer right around the corner, we thought we’d check in with our favorite paragons of aesthetic virtue to see how porn stars prepare themselves for the never-ending scrutiny of the beach paparazzi.

Porn Stars In Love: Vinnie and Logan on Monogamy

Amanda Lepore's Cotton CandyWhen Raging Stallion director Ben Leon asked us to help edit the interview footage from his upcoming Porn Stars In Love feature, we jumped at it. After all, it promised both passionate fucking and gritty secrets o keeping sex hot in a relationship.  Brilliant. If only every porn finished with clips from The Newlywed Game.

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Amanda Lepore's Cotton CandyWhen Raging Stallion director Ben Leon asked us to help edit the interview footage from his upcoming Porn Stars In Love feature, we jumped at it. After all, it promised both passionate fucking and gritty secrets o keeping sex hot in a relationship.  Brilliant. If only every porn finished with clips from The Newlywed Game.

Sex Clubber: “The Internet is for Axe Murderers”

gay bathhouse sex steamworks berkeleyWe love Matt Siegel’s investigative reporting. The cub reporter has exposed Bruce Vilanch’s handsiness and Bea Arthur’s ugly toes and this week — for The Advocate — he brings us inside a Southern California sex club where the owner is positioning himself for the new millennium.

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gay bathhouse sex steamworks berkeleyWe love Matt Siegel’s investigative reporting. The cub reporter has exposed Bruce Vilanch’s handsiness and Bea Arthur’s ugly toes and this week — for The Advocate — he brings us inside a Southern California sex club where the owner is positioning himself for the new millennium.

Driving Miss Arthur: A Fag Assistant’s Harrowing Tale

bea arthur unabashed queer matt siegelOf all our favorite Bea Arthur stories, none beats this one from our unabashed correspondent Matt Siegel who once had the dubious honor of driving Miss Arthur to an interview with dragon lady producer Maxine Lapidus.

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bea arthur unabashed queer matt siegelOf all our favorite Bea Arthur stories, none beats this one from our unabashed correspondent Matt Siegel who once had the dubious honor of driving Miss Arthur to an interview with dragon lady producer Maxine Lapidus.

SF Weekly Gets Kink.com Banned From CA Training Program

Watch out, Jessie Helms — someone younger and hungrier is about to push you down the stairs! SF Weekly writer Matt Smith has he’s gotten porn site Kink.com banned from a California-subsidized program that trains Bay Area video professionals because the site is “medieval” and grosses him out.

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Watch out, Jessie Helms — someone younger and hungrier is about to push you down the stairs! SF Weekly writer Matt Smith has he’s gotten porn site Kink.com banned from a California-subsidized program that trains Bay Area video professionals because the site is “medieval” and grosses him out.

Tim and Roma Hit The GayVN Red Carpet (NSFW)

Tim & Roma Show, GayVN Awards 2009We suspect that most of the attendees of the GayVN Awards have no firm memory of the actual event. So as a public service, we at The Sword offer you this unvarnished look at the booze-soaked parties, the booze-soaked brunches and the pop-em-if-you-got-em circus known as the GayVN Awards.

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Tim & Roma Show, GayVN Awards 2009We suspect that most of the attendees of the GayVN Awards have no firm memory of the actual event. So as a public service, we at The Sword offer you this unvarnished look at the booze-soaked parties, the booze-soaked brunches and the pop-em-if-you-got-em circus known as the GayVN Awards.

How To Deduct Lube, and Other Secrets of Sex Work

Porn Stars and Tax DeductionsAnd you thought we wouldn’t be able to sex up Tax Day! We asked some of our favorite porn stars and sex workers to see how they lowered their debt to Uncle Sam (and no, it doesn’t involve writing off pity fucks as charitable contributions).

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Porn Stars and Tax DeductionsAnd you thought we wouldn’t be able to sex up Tax Day! We asked some of our favorite porn stars and sex workers to see how they lowered their debt to Uncle Sam (and no, it doesn’t involve writing off pity fucks as charitable contributions).

Hunky Jesus 2009: “Brokeback Jesus” Beats “Livestock Jesus” In Recount

Thousands of San Franciscans filled Dolores Park for the city’s annual Hunky Jesus contest, a part of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter celebration.

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Thousands of San Franciscans filled Dolores Park for the city’s annual Hunky Jesus contest, a part of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter celebration.

Some Queens at the Abbey Say That Ricki Lake Is Hosting The New Season of Charm School, And We’re Reporting It As News

ricki lake charm schoolYes, you heard right!. Former talk show queen and star of such hits as Mrs Winterborne and Murder, She Purred is using her slimmed down derriere to help the hapless reality rejects score a man, or something. Possibly.

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ricki lake charm schoolYes, you heard right!. Former talk show queen and star of such hits as Mrs Winterborne and Murder, She Purred is using her slimmed down derriere to help the hapless reality rejects score a man, or something. Possibly.

Porn Stars Work to Stop AIDS

Porn Stars Work to Stop AIDSWhile most porn stars prepared for the GayVNs by stocking up on chicken breast and GHB,  one-time porn couple Scott Tanner and Damian Rios partnered with Stop AIDS Project to create a series of informercials stressing the importance of using condoms. 

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Porn Stars Work to Stop AIDSWhile most porn stars prepared for the GayVNs by stocking up on chicken breast and GHB,  one-time porn couple Scott Tanner and Damian Rios partnered with Stop AIDS Project to create a series of informercials stressing the importance of using condoms. 

Dolly: Sucking Tit is Second Nature

Dolly Parton on 60 MinutesThe ever-charming and ever-risqué Dolly Parton saddled up to 60 Minutes last night and revealed that she’s always been attracted to tits — no matter what they’re on.

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Dolly Parton on 60 MinutesThe ever-charming and ever-risqué Dolly Parton saddled up to 60 Minutes last night and revealed that she’s always been attracted to tits — no matter what they’re on.

In Defense of the Porn Industry

This morning Queerty editor Japhy Grant laid out a rather loaded question to his readers: Can gay porn ever be legit? Posed as part of a neutral Friday Forum, he offered this hand-wrung analysis in the form of the question:

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This morning Queerty editor Japhy Grant laid out a rather loaded question to his readers: Can gay porn ever be legit? Posed as part of a neutral Friday Forum, he offered this hand-wrung analysis in the form of the question:

Nick Capra, Best Overall Escort, Dishes on Hookies

Nick Capra at The HookiesWhen we didn’t hear from our far-flung correspondant Nick Capra after the Saturday night’s Hookies and Black Party extravaganza, we feared the worst. Luckily, he surfaced and is as sexy as ever.

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Nick Capra at The HookiesWhen we didn’t hear from our far-flung correspondant Nick Capra after the Saturday night’s Hookies and Black Party extravaganza, we feared the worst. Luckily, he surfaced and is as sexy as ever.

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