Women Drool Over Gay Porn Star’s Boyfriend In Diet Coke Commercial

Did someone forgot to tell Diet Coke that Marc Jacobs is very very gay?



1. Wouldn’t this ad have been more realistic if it were three men ogling Marc Jacobs instead of three women?
2. Who doesn’t already know that Marc Jacobs is gay?
3. And if they didn’t already know, wouldn’t the skirt give it away?
4. Don’t most people who know who Marc Jacobs is also know that he’s dating former gay porn star Harry Louis (whose cock is coincidentally as thick as a can of a Diet Coke)?
5. Are the women having orgasms over seeing Marc Jacobs shirtless symbolic of the fact that Marc Jacobs’ undeniable sex appeal transcends all genders, sexual orientations, and ages?

AND:

6. The women are creaming their jeans over the photos popping out of Marc Jacobs in a photobooth, but when they pull back the curtain, they’re surprised to see him? Even though they were just watching him take pictures of himself? This is the worst commercial of all time.

27 thoughts on “Women Drool Over Gay Porn Star’s Boyfriend In Diet Coke Commercial”

  1. QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm

    I wonder how many cases of Harry’s chocolates Marc will buy to inflate the start-up’s success. Ship those candies to some needy starving African country. Hand them out with those discarded ’49s Win The SuperBowl’ T-shirts

  2. Harry is a handsome guy but the reality of it is they would never put him in a mainstream video because his sunken chest would be considered a turn-off. I don’t have any problems with it, but I know that the rest of the world would be very critical of the video.

  3. THE PAST: Picasso; Miró; Dali; Modigliani; de Chirico; Carrá; Matisse; Chagall; Rivera; Portinari…
    TODAY: People that pile bricks, bottles and trash in galleries and say: – This is art. Like Oi Wei Wei.

    THE PAST: Ella; Sarah; Billie; Dinah; Anita; Doris; Judy; Sinatra; Como; Crosby; Piaf…
    TODAY: Ke$ha; Rihanna: Pink; Spears: Bieber; Medge; “Rappers” etc.

    THE PAST: Patou; Poiret; Vionnet; Fath; Chanel; Balenciaga, Schiaparelli; Dior; Givenchy. Saint Laurent…
    TODAY: John Galliano; Marc Jacobs…

    The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse did a very good job…

  4. Yeah, Harry should have been in this ad. At least then it would have been remotely believable. That man is beautiful. He has a face for TV. His website made me cringe a little though. Couldn’t Marc have lent him the cash to hire a decent web designer. It almost made me redo it for him and give it to him as a belated birthday gift. Almost.

    Side note: I prefer Marc Jacobs furry. Pity they had him shave his chest and legs.

  5. I love Harry’s website for his chocolates. His litting misspellings are so cute (weeding instead of wedding, bellow instead of below). And one of the boxed specials is referred to as the MARY gems box. I give him credit for getting involved in a business that isn’t a new ‘website’ or ‘studio’. I hope it’s successful.

      1. Ghost Chelsea needs to have her own blog …. she has more personality than brandon the intern ! luv her like i luv my first she’s so unusual record that i bought in 1983!

    1. I wish him the best in this endeavor…but if the ” chocohooker ” thing fails he could try to open a sausage or salami business. Maybe he should ask Beck ” Rideout ” about it.

  6. He should be using Harry in these ads. Now he’s ‘The Real Thing’. Those actresses are the worst ever. All those ‘ooohs’ and ‘ahhhs’. Puh-leeze. You ladies don’t want this ho-bag. Don’t quit your day jobs. You either, Marc.

        1. lol did you just seriously say that? James Jamesson is one of the most ridiculously stoned guys out there in porn, and he just looks disgusting with that godawful beard.

          I’m not a fan of Marc Jacobs either but if I had to play who’d you rather, it would definitely be Marc by a landslide.

  7. Marc Jacobs -YAWN.

    He was less of a freak when he was fat.

    A no talent poser who tries to make a name for that insecurity he carries around.

  8. What a stupid ad. The thing is Marc Jacobs is known for showing up at black tie events in a full length skirt, and seems to be sitting there in a skirt in the ad. Would it have been homophobic for them to drool over his torso then spit their Diet Coke through their noses when he walks out of the booth wearing it?

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