We’ve long suffered from chilly willy issues until we realized that you were supposed to wear pants under chaps. Now we’re mostly toasty down there. The willy warmer suffers from downsides, though. With a 40″ waist, it’s not exactly one-size-fits-all. And with only 4″ of length in the crotch, you’ll have to avoid getting an erection unless you want a urethra full of itchy mohair.

There’s also the navy blue color, which, along with the curious hammer-shape of the pouch, makes us think of smurf dick.

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Mohair Fever (eBay, via Buzzfeed)