Leave Johnny Rapid Alone!
After discovering him yesterday with those twins, Johnny Rapid instantly became my pretend boyfriend, so I now feel compelled to protect him from all these big-dicked jerks who keep raping him! Stop raping my Johnny at once.
Not sure who this is sexy to and why Men.com insists on depicting the most sweetest boy in the whole wide world like this, but I’m here to say ENOUGH. (Unless I’m the one doing the raping, gagging, and torturing.)
Who would ever want to harm a hair on this angel’s head? Who would ever want to lay a finger on him? (Lay a finger in him? Sure.)
(OK, OK, the pics with the eggs and the toast are a little sexy. And the one with the close up of his hole. And all the others.)
And, of course:
[Men.com/DrillMyHole.com: Johnny Rapid]