Who Would You Rather: A Really Hot Guy With A Big Cock Or A Really Nice Guy With An Insanely Gigantic Cock?

Who would you rather?

On the left, it’s possibly the hottest person to ever sit in that damn orange chair over at YouLoveJack, donkey-dicked Andrew Elliot. On the right, it’s a guy with possibly the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, Tim Tales’ Esteban, who is probably very nice.

How much of a size queen are you? Who would you rather?

[TimTales: Esteban]

[YouLoveJack: Andrew Elliot]

 

22 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather: A Really Hot Guy With A Big Cock Or A Really Nice Guy With An Insanely Gigantic Cock?”

  1. Esteban for a one-off, Andrew for keeps. “Insanely gigantic” is nice and all, but unless your bottom regimen includes permanently walking around with a butt-plug in, to stretch you so you can accommodate his huge cock, I’d prefer Andrew (who’s already pretty big).

  2. Big cocks are nice and all, but unless you’re a power bottom, which I’m not, i see no point. I’d go for Andrew!

  3. You have two different flavors here so it really depends what you are looking for.
    Andrew is a bottom. If your in the mood to top he’s your man.
    Esteban is a top. He’d fuck you silly.
    Personally, I’d love to be tonguing Andrew while Estaban was fucking me. Perfect.

    1. Hah! Who can focus on the penis when he looks like the photographer just killed a puppy in front of him? Also with Esteban, its angles and a little photoshop, no?

  4. While Andrew is by far the prettier, that Esteban definitely has a penis, you weren’t lying about that. And while it’s nice to imagine, I know being realistic I could never handle it.

    I know there are sloppy-holed bucket-cunts out there who could sit on it in a heartbeat (and I have no doubt they’ll be doing exactly that on TimTales very soon), but I think for me, my eyes are bigger than my asshole.

    I’d still go with Andrew – big enough to impress and satisfy, but still within the realms of normal human ability.

  5. Damn.
    I want to say the nice guy with the INSANELY dong of death. But I’m a weak and obviously shallow gay man –

    Cutie with the still impressive schlong.

  6. I’m thinking these skinny guys need oxygen masks after a few minutes of full erection. How do they stay conscious and hard simultaneously?

    Oh, that’s right, they’re both 5’6″.

  7. I do love a guy with a big dick, but there comes a point where it’s just plain too big. I’d rather bottom for a guy with a medium-to-large cock than a guy with an absolutely massive cock. In any event, I think a handsome face and an engaging personality are more important considerations than penis size.

  8. …I have too much of Tyra’s ANTM in my life when all I can see are their dead eyes and no necks instead of their cocks.

  9. I watched the scene on timtales and I had to do a double take as I could not believe the size of cock that Esteban had. He really gave the fleshlight a workout, that thing was stretched.

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