Who Is Really Starring In Chi Chi LaRue’s New Gay Porn Movie?

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While the initial report from industry leading blog Queer Porn Nation clearly stated that Jake Shears would be making his gay porn debut with stud muffin Sebastian Young, I’m now hearing conflicting reports from some of my Twitter followers. It seems that the photograph of Scissor Sisters singer Jake Shears and Sebastian Young was actually not a picture of Jake Shears and Sebastian Young, but rather a picture of Jake Shears and gay porn newcomer “Jay Fanz.”

Jay “Jimmy” Fans, who was first blogged about last night by JC Adams at Gay Porn Times, is a tattooed bad boy with a hairy chest, and upon closer inspection of his photos, it’s understandable how Queer Porn Nation would mistake him for Sebastian Young. The resemblance is striking!

Here is the photo in question, along with Queer Porn Nation’s caption. Keep in mind that as of this posting I have not been able to confirm who is who, so it’s possible that this is in fact Shears and Sebastian Young, not Jason Shears and Jake Fanz. Developing…


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BREAKING:

Adding to the controversy comes this correction from Gay Porn Times, indicating that the performer he blogged about last night is not Jake Shears OR Jay Fanz. Instead, his name is “JIMMY FANZ.”

Who is Jimmy Fanz?
Who is Jay Shares?
Who is Sebastian Young?
Who is Chi Chi LaRue?
Are you #teamFanz or #teamShears?
Is this James Fanz, Jay Young, Jason Crystal, or Jake Sheers?

Can the music of Jimmy Shears and the Scissor Sisters help bring us together and put an end to the controversy?

 

 

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7 Responses to “Who Is Really Starring In Chi Chi LaRue’s New Gay Porn Movie?”

  1. Danny says:

    well, they do have a new album coming out. Remember the rentboy ad Jake posted for one of the last albums to help with publicity?

  2. bruce says:

    wait…jimmy doesn’t have any tattoos. sebastian young is the one with tattoos.

  3. Tony says:

    Zach you have definitely elevated sarcasm to the dog whistle level. Only a few can really perceive it

  4. Jason says:

    I’m #TeamAccuracy.

  5. Czer says:

    Chi Chi LaRue’s porn movies were better when she was fat.

  6. Jean Brodie says:

    Dear Zach,
    Ok now you’re being a slimeball Zach and you’re alienating people who you may not even know you know and who otherwise would read your column daily. This gives everyone at The Sword a bad name.

    There’s a thin line between being an authentic blogger and a slimeball trolling for traffic at any cost, and you have just crossed it.

    It’s not a big deal, no, but you seem like a nice guy. Lies and slime are not really where you want to go, is it?

  7. Jarvis says:

    Jake Shears is not in ANY of these photos. He doesn’t look anything like that guy.

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