Who Has The Hottest Hair in Gay Porn?

Timing really is everything. Just as Iran announces a ban on “homosexual hair styles,” HairStylesOnPoint publishes their six top ‘dos for fashionable men this spring. No surprise the ever stylish and trendy are already sporting these looks. But it does beg the question, who currently has the best, or the gayest hair in gay porn?

 

The Spring/Summer 2015 Coiffure Couture Collection: First on the list …

 

 

 

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The Undercut, which in real talk means buzz the sides and pile everything else on top. I think Johnny Torque was hoping his ‘undercut’ would compensate for looking a bit busted up in Doctors’ Double Dose for NextDoorTwink.

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While FX Rios, as he more than aptly showed in Auto Erotica 2 for Raging Stallion and in the opening scene for NakedSword Original’s Vegas Hustle, it helps if you have nine-inch dick below to balance out the volume on the top.

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Many credit Jared Leto for the “man bun” and were ready to commit hari-kari when he sacrificed it for his role in Suicide Squad…
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Back here in Pornland, Duncan Black showed us how to rock the ‘man bun’ in My Brother in Law Part 6 for Men.com, but also its practical use as a cum catcher.

 
 
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The top knot comes with a warning… difficult to pull off, but devastating if you can …

Even though he called it a ‘man bun,’ J.D. Ryder is pretty proud of his trendy ‘top knot.’ Quite a difference it makes from his usual tousled mop we’re used to seeing him wearing in ExtraBigDicks and Lucas.


Though if it’s already showing up on Aaron Burke at Deviant Otter, the ‘top knot’ may be soon be sinking to the bottom.

 
 
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If you have seen enough faux-hawks to make you want to faux up, it’s been officially retired and morphed into ‘the fade.’

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Perfectly sported by Brett Everett, as seen here in his co-production Sex on Beach with Men.com, as the nation’s most popular porn star, he is not likely fade away anytime soon.

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Unlike some – ahem, Jarec Wentworth – others who may fade away for different reasons

 
 
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Then we have the classic ‘side part’ …
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Whether at Falcon, Lucas or Men.com, Theo Ford is always ready for his close-up. Suppose it doesn’t hurt his husband is a Andrew Christian underwear model hairdresser by profession.

 
 
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The nefariously regal origins of the pompadour come from the official chief mistress of Louis XV, Madame de Pompadour.

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Colton Grey has also demonstrated ‘the pompadour’ looks great from any angle when being fucked, or sucked, or rimmed from any angle at Hot House and Falcon — and even daddy-proof at Icon Male.

 
 
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And finally, ‘short back and sides’ for a classic updated with a touch of uniqueness …

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Classic look from a couple of very classy men: Adam Ramzi and Logan Moore as seen here in first scene from the NakedSword Original On the Lookout. As director mr. Pam noted, “They were just so fucking into each other,” though I don’t think that was all because of their hair!

Now that you know the players and the program, time for you to weigh in: Which of our stars is a cut above?

 

 

Previously: The Swordies “Best Hair Of 2013″: Trenton Ducati

 

18 thoughts on “Who Has The Hottest Hair in Gay Porn?”

  1. Nobody yet beats Trenton Ducati’s nuclear pompadour for me. I’d know I’m special if he’d let me muss it.

    Again too, these guys are asked to perform the same action, again and again, so the one variable they have to play with is their look. If they’re around long enough, they’re going to try several different ideas, some will work and some won’t.

  2. I used to find Johnny Torque attractive even remotely hot but he now looks like a complete fucking moron he even he tried to pretend he was gay and his scenes were so bad he looked good this pic above is just bad. Now that he is back shooting porn again he is trash.
    Even with his kind of dirty looking hair and the scruff Duncan Black is so fucking sexy it is sad. The guy has a nice body, loves getting fucked, shoots some of the hottest cock selfies I have ever seen and yes even he can pull off the unwashed hair in a bun look.
    JD Ryder to me in the bun look, really looks good. His pix and scenes are hot, he has a nice lean body with a nice sized cock. His scene with Lucas where he was photo shopped to look like he does not have tats made him look kinda silly but his scenes..some bareback and some not with the Ray Dragon stuff are hot and he looks natural.
    Brent Everett never looks bad, this guy is so put together..smile on point, tan always looking good. From the tip of his head to the fat cock he has he looks like a million bucks.
    Colton Grey looks good in his hair and his baby blues.

    And for Brent Corrigan we have a right to express our opinions just like you do. If you do not like what someone puts on this blog don’t read it, if you don’t like what someone says about your stuff on your sites or your twitter don’t let them post. I know thats not your beef but come on…when someone puts their bodies out there, the movies, the pix, the videos on social media it has a right for critique and comment. I thought you were in mexico anyway chasing the one who got away.

  3. I love this article because it will point one thing out: the vocal fans and commenters are, yet again, completely disconnected with the spice of trend and don’t understand the world as it turns today.

    These guys only “like” two or three really plain looks and can’t handle the rest. Any adult star reaching to color outside the lines a lil with their look hasn’t “assimilated” or homogenized themselves and it makes these dudes itch like crazy.

    Plain Jane is all they find attractive. Anyone not falling in line with that distracts them from their task at hand, beating off. You could say this is also why mixed race men and black men aren’t more popular in porn. Everyone needs their comfortable little boxes, definitions and segregations before they can even begin to say “I dig that!”. It’s messed up.

    We should just give any man inducted into a porn scene his preliminary buzz cut like they do in the army. That way these old queens can spout off about the things that really only matter in porn: dicks, asses and hot holes.

    Gay porn stars still have a right to their own bodies and making a choice as to how they are going to wear their look. If you don’t like how they carved their brows in one scene or don’t appreciate a slick cut go to E news leave your comments about celeb looks there. This is porn. Every man is attractive because they make their own choices for themselves. Yes. That includes the bad ink on their chest and whether or not their brows indicate they’re a part time drag queen ;-P

    1. preach!

      ps.but manbun not looking good with duncan black its to cute! with his face maybe top knot? or undercut?

    2. Making fun of bad haircuts points out the disconnect between commenters and reality? Is that some kind of claim based on delusional porn star logic?

    3. Brent, honey, it doesn’t really matter what us “old queens” say or want. We pay the bills. You jump thru the hoop.

      Decorate or modify your body all you want…you may just step off into irrelevance. Is gay porn such a completely different product from say any other whose #1 goal is to satisfy the customer? Shave your head, and your brows, and your body, for that matter, tattoo yourself like Logan McCree, eat 4 cheeseburgers a day, and whatever, you have that right to do with your own body as you see fit, yes!…and see your clicks decrease exponentially. Piss off the public.

      PS Just because I prefer a classic look, doesn’t mean I don’t want to see black and mixed race guys. That was a bridge too far.

    4. Brent, I agree that anyone performing in porn has a right to do whatever they want with their bodies. That’s a given. But you and every other performer is popular and judged because of your desirability to your fans. The reason you are in porn and I’m not is because you fit into what the majority of people find attractive. It’s not fair, but it’s reality. I wish people had more open minds when it comes to attraction. I agree there is racism, ageism, and body fascism in play. How many bears are in mainstream porn? How many men over 40, or for that matter over 30? How many men with cocks smaller than 6″? Or Asians or blacks? Why is it only now that redheads are considered hot? What I take offense to in your response is that you are complaining about “old queens” judging performers, which is itself a judgement on your part about someone’s age and appearance. You can’t participate in an industry that only exists because of fantasy and attraction and then complain that you and others are being judged on your appearances and your choices on tattoos, hair and fashion. Yes, you might be more attractive and stylish than the majority of people watching your videos, but they are paying your bills. I myself am stylish when it comes to fashion but I don’t expect others to like the way I dress or expect them to adopt what I wear. Everyone, you and your fans, have a right to their preferences and opinions. They could learn to express that better and with more respect but so could you. Peace.

    5. “Plain Jane is all they find attractive.”

      If that were true I’d be your biggest fan. But I’m not. #tiredqueen

  4. Just please leave your goddamn eyebrows alone unless you’re a drag headliner or a member of Color Me Badd.

  5. No one style looks good on everybody. Your hairstyle should compliment your facial features and lifestyle.

  6. The fade and the short back and sides are the clear winner among the shit ton of bad decisions of hair in gay porn.

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