Where In The World Is That Bitchy Twink Max Ryder?

In CockyBoys news that actually doesn’t have to do with a porn star retiring and/or un-retiring, the studio just sent me a press release with the headline “Where In The World Is CockyBoys New Exclusive Max Ryder?”

Last I read, the blond twink you love to want to hate fuck received flowers from his new boyfriend Pierre Fitch, then left the country to shoot a “top secret” project. CockyBoys has yet to say which studio they shipped him off to, but I’m guessing it rhymes with Del Uhh Me.

CockyBoys:

Since abruptly leaving the country Max has been continuing to blog on his just launched MaxRyder.com about his trip, but providing no clues as to where he is…  ANY GUESSES? There are some porn companies that are currently shooting overseas, any guesses as to who Max is shooting with in conjunction with CockyBoys? Stay tuned for more info from CockyBoys on this top secret project in conjunction with one of the biggest studios in the world! For now see Max’s scenes that have the internet talking ONLY at CockyBoys.

Along with the press release, CockyBoys also sent these completely not Photoshopped photos of Max Ryder posing in front of various international landmarks.

Well, clearly, he could be anywhere.

But if you want my best guess, I think the whole “where in the world is Max Ryder” thing is all a ruse to distract us from what’s really going on.

Obviously, Max Ryder never left the country and has been in Chicago preparing to co-host the Grabbys next weekend.

I even found the original poster.

12 thoughts on “Where In The World Is That Bitchy Twink Max Ryder?”

  1. I thought Cockyboys laid him off because he’s a liar. This kid is such a joke, he couldn’t even do a push-up and almost died when they asked him to sit-ups in his audition video. He lied about being able to take big dicks, lmfao he couldn’t even take Tommy Defendi’s limp dick.

  2. Follow the clues, guys —> German brand toilets. Spanish retail chains. Out of the country.

    Max Ryder so obviously has organized this trip to celebrate Friday’s Battle of Las Piedras day, which commemorates Urugray’s struggle for independence with Spain in 1811. Although by this time in 1811, Spain had given up Buenos Ares, they had moved the flag to Montevideo. Montevideo, a cosmopolitan city with European culture revolving, among other things, bidets. And although Spain has long since released Uruguay from its colonial grip, Iberian business and retail compose a major part of the shopping economy, particularly in haute couture neighborhoods that sell Burberry in Montevideo.

  3. In Max’s blog, he states the following:

    “I shopped at one of my favorites, BURBERRY getting a new wallet and some of my favorite cologne BURBERRY BRIT and then my new friend/BABYSITTER took me around to some of the local shops like ZARA, BERSHKA, and PULL&BEAR where somehow I managed to pick up a new wardrobe.”

    Zara, Bershka, and Pull & Bear are ALL retail chains based in Spain, so the location in question is definitely in Europe. As a matter of fact, Slovakia–where BelAmi is based–has all 3…and let’s not forget that Cockyboys has partnered with BelAmi before, so it’s 99.9% likely that they have something planned with Max and their stable of boys.

    1. OneOfTheManyChris

      Don’t forget that he posted a picture of a Geberit toilet–a German brand, also sold in Bratislava. I love the fact that Cockyboys says he provided “no clues” when in fact he provided, like eight.

  4. “CockyBoys has yet to say which studio they shipped him off to, but I’m guessing it rhymes with Del Uhh Me.”

    I bet he’s gonna get fucked by one of their donkey-dicked “Kinky Angels”…

  5. I think he is cute. Now can they release a scene where he is playing with an actually-erect cock ? (no offense to Tommy Defendi but … hmmm … yeah).

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