When Old Men Masturbate
Need a break from hunky and handsome well-hung muscle studs who shoot big loads all over their rippling abs? Well then, you’ve come to the right place. Join me, won’t you?
This post was almost going to have a “cannot unsee” inserted into the title, but maybe you sick fucks are into this? I assume you are if you’re still reading after seeing the drop dead gorgeous silver daddy on the left. Seriously though, he looks like he’s gonna drop dead.
Anyway, I’ve been watching weird porn all day, and senior citizen porn is the weirdest porn I’ve found. Of course, a lot of people don’t consider this weird at all. To some people, the olds are just another fetish, like watersports or fisting or feet. And to those people I say: You’re insane.
First up is “ThomDaddy” from Daddy Strokes, and I’m getting a naughty Santa vibe. Also, take note of the juxtaposition. He’s masturbating to a book while being filmed for internet porn. Mind = Blown.
Next is Johnny, also from Daddy Strokes. Before you hate on this sexy old fart, keep in mind that he’d probably have a heart attack if he actually got hard! So, don’t judge him by his limp dick. And after all, he’s not much different than 90% of the gay-for-pay 20-somethings working in mainstream gay porn today.
Finally, it’s Papa Alan from Grey Fox Lounge. FYI, this one really does constitute a “cannot unsee” mention, but I was so touched by his monologue. A widower who’s not allowed to have pets but who can scream at the top of his lungs, “Fuck me you bastard!” while being barebacked in a retirement condo? My hero.