When God Closes A Fart Porn Door, He Opens a Publicity Window
The Canadian Border Services Agency enforces strict censorship regulations against fetish porn, blocking many videos from entering the country. Michael Lucas became the agency’s latest victim last week when Canada banned two of his fetish titles.
So the pouty porn czar is taking his grievances to President Obama, who will be meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister in Toronto today. Maybe he’s hoping that since Obama is into fisting, he’ll be into piss and farts, too.
In his open letter to the President, Mr. Lucas argues that “we must do everything possible to stimulate our economy.” And that includes allowing Canadians to “watch… Ryan [Raz] getting his face splattered with my urine.”
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When is POOP! coming out?
LOL, Ottawa is the capital of Canada – not Toronto… President Obama was in Ottawa yesterday. I should know – I had to wait for 20 minutes while the police shut down the roads leading the Parliament Buildings to let his motorcade pass.